Tommy's Instagram Thread - Because our favourite granny tranny needs another avenue to show off his stones

[Army Burger]

Tommie Jayne Wasserberg (@tommietooter) • Instagram photos and videos

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So Tommy linked to his Instagram account during his stream tonight, and since I haven't seen any reference to it anywhere on his subforum, I figured it would be worth it to have a thread for his Instagram posts.

Let's start off with his most recent post, a rare (almost) full-body shot:

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That fucking woman face pose with those grody ass sneakers makes me want to hurl. He looks like he's doing promotional photography for old, gay men in France no one wants to be around any longer.

 

[Army Burger]

Believe it or not, this isn't actually a piece of solidified slime, but what Tommy calls "Wyoming Jade".

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

nephrite should not look like that

 

[Coldgrip]

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Believe it or not, this isn't actually a piece of solidified slime, but what Tommy calls "Wyoming Jade".

Tommy wouldn't know what real jade is if it was carved into a club and used to whack him upside the head with.

 

[MG 620]

The pied piper of Tucson.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Tommie Jayne Wasserberg (@tommietooter) • Instagram photos and videos

136 Followers, 227 Following, 111 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Tommie Jayne Wasserberg (@tommietooter)

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So Tommy linked to his Instagram account during his stream tonight, and since I haven't seen any reference to it anywhere on his subforum, I figured it would be worth it to have a thread for his Instagram posts.

Let's start off with his most recent post, a rare (almost) full-body shot:

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What a SEXY woman!

 

[Done]

Tommie Jayne Wasserberg (@tommietooter) • Instagram photos and videos

136 Followers, 227 Following, 111 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Tommie Jayne Wasserberg (@tommietooter)

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So Tommy linked to his Instagram account during his stream tonight, and since I haven't seen any reference to it anywhere on his subforum, I figured it would be worth it to have a thread for his Instagram posts.

Let's start off with his most recent post, a rare (almost) full-body shot:

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You forgot to post the description:


"While they were still white"

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

You forgot to post the description:

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"While they were still white"

Speaking of which, I nearly went blind from looking at those pants of his.

 

[GS 281]

You forgot to post the description:

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"While they were still white"

Everything about tom is horrifying

 

[MasterDisaster]

So...who's gonna make a Grindr account with this pic? Not it.

 

[Army Burger]

Tommy claims that these are emeralds. They look more like raisins to me.

 

[ON 190]

So...who's gonna make a Grindr account with this pic? Not it.

Nope, you pitched the idea so you get to make the account. Fair's fair.

 

[Army Burger]

The first pic on his Instagram account, from April 28, 2017.

 

[MasterDisaster]

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Tommy claims that these are emeralds. They look more like raisins to me.

Too bad they're twice as worthless in his hands. Not being able to cut gems just makes those shiny green rocks.

 

[Army Burger]

Moldavite is an appropriate name for these rocks, as they look like something you'd find in a moldy basement. (So Tommy's apartment, in other words.)

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Moldavite is an appropriate name for these rocks, as they look like something you'd find in a moldy basement. (So Tommy's apartment, in other words.)

I bet they're his tonsil rocks.

 

[Army Burger]

I bet they're his tonsil rocks.

I wouldn't put it past him to sell his kidney stones

 

[Looney Troons]

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Tommy claims that these are emeralds. They look more like raisins to me.

Ah, yes. Petrified rat shit pellets. He forgot to eat it when they were fresh, and now they’ve started to crystallize.

 

[GS 281]

Ah, yes. Petrified rat shit pellets. He forgot to eat it when they were fresh, and now they’ve started to crystallize.

That is a step up. He used to sleep in a bed full of dried dogshit.

not even kidding