Tommy Tooter What if Thread

[CatParty]

post your "what if tommy ____" posts here for discussion
for example:
"what if tommy bought two pairs of pants?"

 

[Done]

"what if tommy bought two pairs of pants?"

He'd shart himself and do nothing.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Damn, I was going to make this EXACT thread. Oh well. What if Tommy was FTM instead of MTF?

 

[Done]

Damn, I was going to make this EXACT thread. Oh well. What if Tommy was FTM instead of MTF?

He'd shart himself and do nothing.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He'd shart himself and do nothing.

This is going to be the de facto answer to every question, isn't it?

 

[The Crow]

What if Tommy took a time machine back to 1999 and met his past self?

 

[awoo]

what if tommy were a typical grandpa in retirement with normal hobbies

 

[Done]

What if Tommy took a time machine back to 1999 and met his past self?

Then he would have been able to stop the Keylogging.

This is going to be the de facto answer to every question, isn't it?

Yes lol.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

What if Tommy took a shower and brushed his teeth?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

What if Tommy Tooter had a diploma from an accredited university?

 

[The Crow]

What if Tommy took a shower and brushed his teeth?

The toothbrush would spontaneously combust due to being in direct contact with his dumpster garbage food-ridden teeth, the few that are even remaining in his mouth, that is.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

What if Tommy Tooter had a diploma from an accredited university?

He would be convicted of theft for stealing it.

 

[Done]

What if Tom opens a Fung Goo dojo?

 

[BigTodd]

What if Tommy was actually a woman?

He'd be a transman....gotta get those social justice points and victim status!

 

[Xanax]

what if tommy met adf

 

[Feline Darkmage]

what if tommy met adf

Phil would bounce and squeek because Tommy yelled at a bunch of antifa punks and actually looked sane for once (check the "Chairman Mao's Kids" thread for full details.)

And that's what would happen irl, they already met once on FB when Greta Martela gathered together a posse, which later kicked Tom out because he kept posting links to this site the other people didn't want to be posted in the public parts of their fb group.

 

[YourUnclesDad]

What if Tom babysat your kid?

 

[GS 281]

What if Tom babysat your kid?

They would be abducted and brutally molested by an aging hippie with severe mental problems and extreme drug addiction

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What if Tom met Nick Bate in prison?

 

[YourUnclesDad]

What if Tom met Nick Bate in prison?

Tom would suck the poop off his dick