More accurately, if you killed someone and admitted to it publicly but were never charged/convicted, you would be an admitted killer, not a “murderer” as murder is a legal term. What Tom likes to do is argue that there is a substantive difference between an act and the phrasing assigned to the act in law.
Only real women grow beards, eat trash, have testicles, fuck dogs, and molest children
Acknowledging Thomas's balls are more feminine than a real woman is the first stepWell excuuuuuuuse meeeeeee
Eau de Poubelle is Tom's extremely feminine line of perfume.
*furiously scribbles notes in femme notebook with Barbie pen*
Have you thought about paying ridiculous amounts of money you don't have for gravel?
I KNEW I was going wrong somewhere…Jesus fuck….
Another pro tip, for absolute femininity is to use alliteration constantly even if the context doesn't make sense. as an example:
Don't forget to call everyone else a fascist despite the fact you are an actual Nazi
