Tommy Tooter Fan (Non) Fiction

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zero-who powiedział(a):
I saw Tommy Tooter at a grocery store in Tucson yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Did his card get rejected when he tried to pay?
 
Though I read none of the delusional projections of your terribly disturbed fetishistic fantasies at me, I am flattered to have acquired such distinguished, insane vidiots as I have here to sling their virtual turds at me . You compliment the power of my humor to enrage stupid people with every single sick little story you broken brained baseless boobs post in your elementary school level composition styles.

Learn about yourselves, my bitches.




 
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg powiedział(a):
Though I read none of the delusional projections of your terribly disturbed fetishistic fantasies at me, I am flattered to have acquired such distinguished, insane vidiots as I have here to sling their virtual turds at me . You compliment the power of my humor to enrage stupid people with every single sick little story you broken brained baseless boobs post in your elementary school level composition styles.

Learn about yourselves, my bitches.




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You read every word, and you know it.
 
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg powiedział(a):
Though I read none of the delusional projections of your terribly disturbed fetishistic fantasies at me, I am flattered to have acquired such distinguished, insane vidiots as I have here to sling their virtual turds at me . You compliment the power of my humor to enrage stupid people with every single sick little story you broken brained baseless boobs post in your elementary school level composition styles.

Learn about yourselves, my bitches.




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as opposed to your writing which is top notch.

We’ve all read your compositions Tom. You are a thoroughly sub mediocre writer and your ideas are contrived and/or silly.

Although I guess you should be proud of your writing. Being sub mediocre at something is actually your greatest accomplishment.

Here’s a good story about Tom:

Once upon a time a boy was born in to a nice, hard working Jewish family from Chicago. While they were not rich, they had the means to ensure their children wanted for nothing. They lived in a good school district. They worked hard and were smart with their money. They had friends and were on good terms with their neighbours. In all, the environment the children grew up in would be the envy of billions the world over.

In spite of this, one of the kids grew up to be a pathetic dog fucking pedophile hobo with fleas who danced with glee on his parents graves before wasting all his inheritance on pebbles and drugs.

The end.
 
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg powiedział(a):
Though I read none of the delusional projections of your terribly disturbed fetishistic fantasies at me, I am flattered to have acquired such distinguished, insane vidiots as I have here to sling their virtual turds at me . You compliment the power of my humor to enrage stupid people with every single sick little story you broken brained baseless boobs post in your elementary school level composition styles.

Learn about yourselves, my bitches.




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Maybe you should read them first. None of those articles have anything to do with the people who follow you. You just Googled “toxic fans” and posted the results without actually looking at them. And now you’ve made a fool of yourself for the ten millionth time.
 
Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg powiedział(a):
Though I read none of the delusional projections of your terribly disturbed fetishistic fantasies at me, I am flattered to have acquired such distinguished, insane vidiots as I have here to sling their virtual turds at me . You compliment the power of my humor to enrage stupid people with every single sick little story you broken brained baseless boobs post in your elementary school level composition styles.

Learn about yourselves, my bitches.
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Thomas now tell us again how we are all raging and yet not one of us have ever written such an angry hate and pants shitting mad rage.
Easy J powiedział(a):
You've blocked me how many times now? Yet you neg-rated and quoted me yesterday.

And you just poked your retarded head into a thread to explain how you totally aren't assmad about it, didn't read it and totally aren't the Farm's owned bitch.

Way to go. "I'm not assmad" post #4,398. Another effortless self-own, Tom.
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Tom is trans after all Transparent.
 
Come here little puppy Oh yea . AMB the puppy ran away.


Tom always stuck to the story about the puppy running away. They all ran away he swears nothing happen they just ran away. It was a totally innocent relationship he tried to please them but it always did not work out and they just ran away. dozens of puppies ran to a hole in the backyard. Toms anger and lust always meant the end of the road for the poor puppy.

So far this was the thirty fifth shallow grave found of juvenile canines. mapping out the locations in an effort to gather all the evidence in this vile case and even more disturbing is the family in the freezer which shows some signs of cutting up and it was still unclear if Thomas was consuming the flesh or discarding it. What was clear is that he was a twisted deviant who lusted after puppy pleasures. Now his disgusting crimes had to be hidden his innocent side had to be on the surface. he would have to bury all of the others away from others so they don't see thought Tom as he lustfully looks down on his latest victim, a little German Shepard puppy.

All the missing puppy calls and the patrols told to look out for anything out of the ordinary and that is when a hunchback creature was spotted shuffling around the sidewalks that had a horrific odor. a few more missing puppies and that same foul smell and that hunchback It was obvious to TPD that whatever was taking the puppies had to be that hunchback disfigured creature. years they look throughout the city and then a new clue was the old shitty car the creature got into and drove off was found on video. It would be a long one most of the TPD thought as the creature drove off into the empty desert in the old run down car he had.

Nine long years they looked and finely they spotted a small cave inside was a mess of dumpster trash a small kiddy pool full of human waste Tom referred to as the honey pot. the smell was making it hard for investigation to try to work looking for evidence. The bug population was enormous and the trash maggots and roaches dominated the floor as flies nats flew all around spiders everywhere and some had evolved into dropping spiders that dropped off the roof of the cave onto rats below. Yes the giant rat population had a spider that evolved to hunt even rats. It was a gross vile place and all around it was graves of the puppies from Tucson.

It was not until that sixty fourth grave that it was found a small human girl around 8 years old. that this became a murder Now TPD was really upset and Homicide was called and more bodies were found. Golden looked at the head of homicide and said I always knew that sick fucker was guilty and probably doing sick depraved acts on kids and dogs.
Thomas was sitting in his cell and he could hears yelling and a roaring crowd yelling hang the bastard. and the city was outside chanting for Thomas to be hung in public. and Golden smiled said you want to do this old west style? the police ran out into the street as a truck pulled up full of wood they started to unload the soon to be gallows. Golden spoke up and said help them build the gallows I will go get the pedophile dog fucker ready.

Golden brought old Tom to the crowd and he was marched up and the noose dropped around his head. AND the hang man put a small speaker near toms crusty ear and it said pedo its me Jimmy and then slams the speaker into toms ear and slaps the shit out of tom gut punches him a few times one good hook and then as tom starts to recover and cry Jimmy pulls the cord to the drop floor and tom is done dangling on a rope flopping around in that last twitching as death sets in.

A befitting end to a pedophile dog fucker.
 
Dee Price powiedział(a):
Come here little puppy Oh yea . AMB the puppy ran away.


Tom always stuck to the story about the puppy running away. They all ran away he swears nothing happen they just ran away. It was a totally innocent relationship he tried to please them but it always did not work out and they just ran away. dozens of puppies ran to a hole in the backyard. Toms anger and lust always meant the end of the road for the poor puppy.

So far this was the thirty fifth shallow grave found of juvenile canines. mapping out the locations in an effort to gather all the evidence in this vile case and even more disturbing is the family in the freezer which shows some signs of cutting up and it was still unclear if Thomas was consuming the flesh or discarding it. What was clear is that he was a twisted deviant who lusted after puppy pleasures. Now his disgusting crimes had to be hidden his innocent side had to be on the surface. he would have to bury all of the others away from others so they don't see thought Tom as he lustfully looks down on his latest victim, a little German Shepard puppy.

All the missing puppy calls and the patrols told to look out for anything out of the ordinary and that is when a hunchback creature was spotted shuffling around the sidewalks that had a horrific odor. a few more missing puppies and that same foul smell and that hunchback It was obvious to TPD that whatever was taking the puppies had to be that hunchback disfigured creature. years they look throughout the city and then a new clue was the old shitty car the creature got into and drove off was found on video. It would be a long one most of the TPD thought as the creature drove off into the empty desert in the old run down car he had.

Nine long years they looked and finely they spotted a small cave inside was a mess of dumpster trash a small kiddy pool full of human waste Tom referred to as the honey pot. the smell was making it hard for investigation to try to work looking for evidence. The bug population was enormous and the trash maggots and roaches dominated the floor as flies nats flew all around spiders everywhere and some had evolved into dropping spiders that dropped off the roof of the cave onto rats below. Yes the giant rat population had a spider that evolved to hunt even rats. It was a gross vile place and all around it was graves of the puppies from Tucson.

It was not until that sixty fourth grave that it was found a small human girl around 8 years old. that this became a murder Now TPD was really upset and Homicide was called and more bodies were found. Golden looked at the head of homicide and said I always knew that sick fucker was guilty and probably doing sick depraved acts on kids and dogs.
Thomas was sitting in his cell and he could hears yelling and a roaring crowd yelling hang the bastard. and the city was outside chanting for Thomas to be hung in public. and Golden smiled said you want to do this old west style? the police ran out into the street as a truck pulled up full of wood they started to unload the soon to be gallows. Golden spoke up and said help them build the gallows I will go get the pedophile dog fucker ready.

Golden brought old Tom to the crowd and he was marched up and the noose dropped around his head. AND the hang man put a small speaker near toms crusty ear and it said pedo its me Jimmy and then slams the speaker into toms ear and slaps the shit out of tom gut punches him a few times one good hook and then as tom starts to recover and cry Jimmy pulls the cord to the drop floor and tom is done dangling on a rope flopping around in that last twitching as death sets in.

A befitting end to a pedophile dog fucker.
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You are a very sick man Dave. We can only hope that at some point someone in authority in SC removes those children from you. They shouldn't be around someone as mentally ill as you are.
 
One day, a child molester named Tuscon Tom, was sent to the Arizona Prison State Center

One of the inmates hears about his record decides to make him his elderly prison bitch.

Tom is violently raped in the ass and then dies after contracting AIDS.

The end.
 
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