Things you do to gaslight your spouse

[Just A Butt]

I tell her I love her.

 

[SentinentCloud]

everytime i want her to do something i bring up the fact her sister would do it

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

"I told you about [event] weeks ago, you said you had meetings and couldn't come? I guess you forgot? Nevermind, I left your dinner in the fridge, kids get in the car"
"I arranged for us to go to [place/event] without you because last time we went you said you hated it and never wanted to go back? I'll remember to ask you next time, kids get in the car"

This . But half of the time you aren't sure if you are having a bad week and you spend whole day disassociated and he told you 2 times already about a funeral in the family or he just bs you because he forgot to tell you on time. Either way i scramble with getting ready and getting the little guy ready .

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

When your woman tries to talk back

 

[TismFarmer]

We wanted a kitten and hubby was adamant he wanted a intact male (will grow up to protect the chickens from rats and the occasional stoat) The kids fell in love with one from the animal shelter and so we adopted him. I told Hubby it was a good thing we took him that day because he was scheduled to be neutered in a week. I threw away the paperwork that showed he was neutered a week beforehand...
He's a good ratter already so I don't think it'll matter.

 

[Daniel Wallace]

I leave the gas stove on, but unlit while I'm at work.

 

[mmm semen]

If he doesn't want to do shit, I remind him that I added Tyrone (or random black guy name) to my friend's list.

 

[Agares]

I work with her CIA gangstalkers but I tell her they're not real and that I don't glow in the dark.

 

[Dysnomia]

We wanted a kitten and hubby was adamant he wanted a intact male (will grow up to protect the chickens from rats and the occasional stoat) The kids fell in love with one from the animal shelter and so we adopted him. I told Hubby it was a good thing we took him that day because he was scheduled to be neutered in a week. I threw away the paperwork that showed he was neutered a week beforehand...
He's a good ratter already so I don't think it'll matter.

And men won't even check to see if the cat is neutered because that would be gay.

 

[TismFarmer]

And men won't even check to see if the cat is neutered because that would be gay.

Close! He thinks it's disrespectful!

 

[guhguhguhguhguhguh]

For over a year, maybe even closer to two, I would turn our waterpik down one or half a notch because he had it set to just a little too strong.
At some point it occurred to me that it has to be driving him nuts, so I kept doing it without saying anything to see what would happen.
A month ago, he confronted me about it and right in front of my eyes he gaslit himself and told me he didn't believe me when I told him his suspicions were correct.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

We wanted a kitten and hubby was adamant he wanted a intact male (will grow up to protect the chickens from rats and the occasional stoat) The kids fell in love with one from the animal shelter and so we adopted him. I told Hubby it was a good thing we took him that day because he was scheduled to be neutered in a week. I threw away the paperwork that showed he was neutered a week beforehand...
He's a good ratter already so I don't think it'll matter.

You think he's not gonna notice the missing ballsack?

 

[TismFarmer]

You think he's not gonna notice the missing ballsack?

Sack is still there, it's just empty.

 

[Local Farmer]

Every time she takes her pills, I leave the house through a trap door and don’t return until the end of the day

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I have gas based lights in my home which can be turned on remotely. My wife has been irritating so I've taken to switching them on then off really fast at times when shes in another room, making her panic at the sudden flash of light from the burst of gas lighting up.

My goal is to hopefully get her to believe she is insane, since when she asks, I insist it was never touched. Once shes in the asylum I can get a younger wife. Seems to be going well so far.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I remind him that he forgot to grab me a beer while he was in the kitchen

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

When she buys clothes i go back to the store and exchange them for the same but 1-2 sizes less.

 

[Drip Torch]

Point out how the only way too get something done right is do it yourself. Then I get it done the right way. My way.

 

[Stan]

I like to tell him it is the previous or succeeding month, that sometimes works.