💬 Off-Topic Things we wish would happen to Phil

Getting forcefully squeezed into a corner of a jail cell by a huge black person until he screams in trauma.
 
I hope he encounters some of those Ovarian Psychos he was going on about.
 
That he gets his life together, makes some positive choices, and becomes a happy and healthy person.

But unfortunately, I think that's the least likely of the options listed here. *sigh*
 
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(this is the world's largest autoclave)
http://www.thenakedscientists.com/forum/index.php?topic=1485.0
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
I'd honestly like to see him finally become self aware, turn his life around, and become successful.

Failing that, video of him endoing on a bike (over the handlebars and onto your face and chest) would be most amusing.
 
I'd honestly like to see him finally become self aware
I agree, if only to stop at this. Phil is not a pleasant human being, but rather than some concrete bad thing, I'd like if Phil would realize how him having no friends or sanctuary to turn to wasn't because of a cispiracy to keep proud latinx transwomyn like him down, but instead because he's treated everyone around him like absolute shit. That moment of realization of his own situation would probably be more brutal than any imaginary act of violence he thinks we want to produce upon him.
 
I agree, if only to stop at this. Phil is not a pleasant human being, but rather than some concrete bad thing, I'd like if Phil would realize how him having no friends or sanctuary to turn to wasn't because of a cispiracy to keep proud latinx transwomyn like him down, but instead because he's treated everyone around him like absolute shit. That moment of realization of his own situation would probably be more brutal than any imaginary act of violence he thinks we want to produce upon him.

Or as the Scottish poet Robert Burns said

"O wad some Power the giftie gie us. To see oursels as ithers see us!"

It would be a curse to a tard like Phil, though.
 
I'd honestly like to see him finally become self aware, turn his life around, and become successful.

Failing that, video of him endoing on a bike (over the handlebars and onto your face and chest) would be most amusing.

I agree, if only to stop at this. Phil is not a pleasant human being, but rather than some concrete bad thing, I'd like if Phil would realize how him having no friends or sanctuary to turn to wasn't because of a cispiracy to keep proud latinx transwomyn like him down, but instead because he's treated everyone around him like absolute shit. That moment of realization of his own situation would probably be more brutal than any imaginary act of violence he thinks we want to produce upon him.

Or as the Scottish poet Robert Burns said

"O wad some Power the giftie gie us. To see oursels as ithers see us!"

It would be a curse to a tard like Phil, though.
Wow in a few posts this thread went from a generic die phil thread to a deep thread about his shortcomings
 
I kinda want to see him, somehow through an aide program or charity, get permanent housing, either in a home or an apartment or some kind of group home. Maybe with regular internet access.

So we can see read the crazy stories about how he accused his roommate of stealing his Crunchy Jif as part of a transphobic, white cis trampling of trans-latina rights. Or his late night posts where he thinks that CIS agents are outside and then he goes through the process of defending the house like it was his castle.
 
In rough order of desirability:
- get his life together, so his old friends can stop feeling bad for him
- die, so it can be over and the people who worry about him can be free
- still holding out for an epic sword fight over a lava pit with cloned dinosaurs and SFX by Michael Bay, with a climax resulting in the above.
 
I wish he'd move back to Oregon and give Astoria a try. All the resource centers he'd be trying to use are no more than a couple of blocks from me. We even have a Jordan lookalike he could hang out with.
 
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