Things Tom says he is - Because we all know he he's a true polymath

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

We all know Tom's severely dementia riddled brain causes him to claim he's a number of different things. Of course, we know the only thing he truly is is a pedophile dogfucker. But, according to Tom, he's whatever his brain decides to trick him into thinking he is, so what are some of those things?

Here's what I can remember:
-Marine Biologist
-Independent journalist
-World renowned musician
-Leader of a massive hippie organization
-Two Spirit

What else? Keep the list going.

 

[Neozeonian]

We all know Tom's severely dementia riddled brain causes him to claim he's a number of different things. Of course, we know the only thing he truly is is a pedophile dogfucker. But, according to Tom, he's whatever his brain decides to trick him into thinking he is, so what are some of those things?

Here's what I can remember:
-Marine Biologist
-Independent journalist
-World renowned musician
-Leader of a massive hippie organization
-Two Spirit

What else? Keep the list going.

In trying to schmooze his way into the tranche, he said he's an expert in energy storage and management too or something. I don't really follow Tom that much but even that made my raise an eyebrow. After that I was inspired to listen to Null's stream on him and realized he's legitimately crazy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

We all know Tom's severely dementia riddled brain causes him to claim he's a number of different things. Of course, we know the only thing he truly is is a pedophile dogfucker. But, according to Tom, he's whatever his brain decides to trick him into thinking he is, so what are some of those things?

Here's what I can remember:
-Marine Biologist
-Independent journalist
-World renowned musician
-Leader of a massive hippie organization
-Two Spirit

What else? Keep the list going.

Woman
Intersex
Attractive to men
Auntie Tommie Jayne
Gonzo Journalist
Intellegent
Hygenic

 

[repentance]

Ecosystem engineer

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Gonzo Journalist
Hippie Historian
Entertainer
Grammy Award Winner
Amazing Lover
Indigenous
Female Soul
Slim
Creative Soul
Whistle Blower
Heir to a fortune
Descendent of inventor and engineers
Business Woman
Two-Spirit

 

[Dustlord]

Someone that has a healthy family life.
Someone that has a healthy life in general.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Space Jew

 

[Goofy Logic]

-Leader of a massive hippie organization

He also claimed to be the leader of a "Art Collective" in Tucson.

I think he also claimed to be part of some rock hobby club, but he interchanges his titles depending on what makes him sound more important in the scenario he is in.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Mentally stable.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Loved and cherished by his immediate family
The victim of a multi decade campaign by the shadow government to discredit him.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Homo sapien

 

[Madre Muerte]

A neo nazi, like get on my level scrub

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He claimed to look damn good for 67 when he was applying to join the Tranch.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

He once claimed that during the early days of AOL, he was feared as a terrorist.

 

[AnOminous]

We all know Tom's severely dementia riddled brain causes him to claim he's a number of different things. Of course, we know the only thing he truly is is a pedophile dogfucker. But, according to Tom, he's whatever his brain decides to trick him into thinking he is, so what are some of those things?

Here's what I can remember:
-Marine Biologist
-Independent journalist
-World renowned musician
-Leader of a massive hippie organization
-Two Spirit

What else? Keep the list going.

-Not a pedophile
-Not a dogfucker

Like everything else he claims, these are lies.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He’s claimed to have female secondary sexual features and that people often mistake him for a woman.

 

[Neko GF]

- Well respected

Which might be the most laughable lie of them all.

 

[Easy J]

Someone with an active, thriving social life. He posts here way more than most regulars.

 

[blablabla]

human

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

From his first substack article:

"I’m a blacklisted life scientist who has been shot for my writing and receive death threats regularly."