Things Tom Actually Is

[TheRetardKing]

Horrifying.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

An inveterate drug addict.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

A Crank, as defined by Martin Gardner in his book In the name of Science
#1 The Crank considers himself a genius...even a towering genius who is years ahead of his time

#2 He considers his colleagues and fellow researchers "ignorant blockheads" largely because they fail to recognize his genius. He assaults his opponents by impugnation, questioning their honesty, intelligence, and motives.

#3 The Pseudo-scientist is paranoid and feels he is the victim of a vast conspiracy designed to suppress his brilliant work.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Circumcised.




Props to @The Jumping Dwarf

 

[hyde]

We have a thread for the things Tom claims not to be, and a thread for the things Tom claims to be.

We need a thread for things Tom actually is.

I'll start:

A man named Tom.

a massive loser and dog fucker

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Smoker of crystal meth. Ocassional freebaser.

 

[nekrataal]

A dog molesting pedophile troon.

 

[blablabla]

Disgusting

 

[Coldgrip]

Soon-to-be-dead.