TheReportOfTheWeek / Reviewbrah - fancy lad fast food reviewer

[Korpon]

>Can have any woman he wants
>Prefers short wave radio, fast food, and anachronistic suits
>Refuses to elaborate

Has there ever been a more Sigma male to walk planet earth?

>goes on frequent night walks dressed as a vampire which will undoubtedly scare any woman
My king...I kneel...

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Reviewbrah started his fast food videos to review what the common man in America eats, and the common man in America's breakfast these days is an energy drink, a couple Zyns and a gas station biscuit if it's payday.

If that is true then I am a king for I eat Eggs, Sausage and a bite of cheese for breakfast.

 

[Squanto Airi]

dressed as a vampire

undoubtedly scare any woman

It's not like there's been romance and smut novels about vampires or anything.

He just needs to find an autistic gf on his level

 

[Korpon]

It's not like there's been romance and smut novels about vampires or anything.

He just needs to find an autistic gf on his level

He's not the sparkly kind I'm afraid...