Theme-songs for lolcows

Randall Fragg · 19 Sty 2015

Don't know if this should go here or in music, please move if not appropriate here.
Basically, what songs would go great as "Theme songs" for certain lolcows?

MarineTrainedTard · 19 Sty 2015

This could apply to a lot of cows but I'm dedicating this one specifically to MariJane Shitlicker:

Randall Fragg · 19 Sty 2015

Personally I like this for Margy:

I like this for Marjy, Fshmidt, Iconoclast, ROK, or Stormfront. Probably most like Stormfront or Icon.

Abethedemon · 20 Sty 2015

Jay Geis

Chris (the lyrics are quite similar to when the hubbub about Chris died down and everyone sperged about what he would do next)

Wizardchan (the lyrics "The spirit of fantasy in my eyes
If I live or not I can't say
A dark shadow is coming over me
Comes over the whole world" ring true to the wizards.)

TJ
I'll come up with more later

Conrix · 21 Sty 2015

Connor, because it's all grimdark and shit, and the lyrics ring so true for him in parts, especially "You pass between shadow fear and night/Must elude the gift of day and light/Dig your way into the muddy soil/Never near the navel of the world."