The Ultimate Poop Question - why is there still poop after wiping so much?

[Epic Fail Man]

Seriously why is it that after pooping and after wiping like 50+ times there is still poop on your butt, like what the heck. What kind of weird phenomenon is this?

 

[discombobulate]

Be less fat.

 

[Filthyphil]

I usually shower after. to ensure cleanliness.
Mud butt is misery

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Be less fat.

This isn't a butt cheek issue this is an anus issue, I think.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Use enemas.

 

[JustAJollyMawile]

get someone to succ it out like a vacuum

 

[Groserr]

stop eating shit food

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

The great dilemma of the "brown crayon" has been an issue for man for millions of years.

 

[An Ghost]

Average poop wiper
Vs
Typical gamer gunk enjoyer

 

[Twinkletard]

You probably have a prolapsed anus or another weird skin issue with your butthole which causes poop to get stuck in there and is impossible to clean no matter what.

kind of like uncircumsized cocks where they get nasty dick cheese (SMEGMA) stuck in there that your girlfriend has to taste when she goes down on you.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Poop on the floor.

 

[O.H. Krill]

Psyllium husk and a bidet. Your life will never be the same.

 

[discombobulate]

This isn't a butt cheek issue this is an anus issue, I think.

Then stop getting railed by your dad.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Use ass napkins

 

[Honk Hill]

Too much BBC.

 

[Haint]

Eat more fiber. Less processed foods.
And why the hell are you telling us this?

 

[Pruto]

Thats because you're not wiping your asshole, you're wiping the shit inside your asshole, you can wipe a fucking turd for hours and you'll still find shit on the tp you're using.

Be a manly giga chad and finger yourself with soap and water until your ass is so clean you can eat on it.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

More fiber, and wash your ass

 

[Just A Butt]

this is a pretty great thread

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Just shower you degenerate fuck