The Shape Store - Welcome to the Shape Store my nigga, how may octagons you got?

[Boldizar]

Y'all got any of them shape computers?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sbc-low-power-boards-general.80244/post-23895444

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This is what Kemetian pyramids were built for. Computers running on melanin energy.

 

[dick brain]

You'll cowards don't even fingerbox.

 

[spacko]

volume warning

 

[Vertigo]

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

 

[Temu Glock Switch]

I wonder what the bathrooms look like.

 

[Нарру Саmреr]

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Leave it to nignogs to turn shapes into abusable substances. This very quickly unbecame wholesome fun. It's AI made by someone, so it's rather thunk-provoking that shapes are just set dressing for the stereotypes. The more things change, the more they stay the same, I suppose.

 

[Red Dragon]

This very quickly unbecame wholesome fun.

I'm getting shitty ARG vibes from this. It's gonna be yet another chapter added to the infinite SCP/backrooms book.

 

[Temu Glock Switch]

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Updated with the latest Tricknology.

 

[Jotch]

I'm getting shitty ARG vibes from this. It's gonna be yet another chapter added to the infinite SCP/backrooms book.

protip: ignore stupid bullshit

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

@Null Rhombicosidodecahedron

I've listened to this 20 or 30 times already and it is absolutely fantastic, best thing I have heard this year. I've been reading a bit about Rhombicosidodecahedrons and it seems to be very accurate in its description of the King of Shapes. Thanks Shape Store!

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I wonder what the bathrooms look like.

This is what they actually look like. I’ve been to the Shape Store.
Pristine sanitation.

They’ve even got a soap made from hypercubes and urinal cakes made of truncated icosahedrons that change color when you pee on them.
The toilet paper and the wallpaper are the same thing. You just peel a sheet off the wall and a new sheet fills in. Best toilet paper I’ve ever had the privilege of using.
Smells like mahagony and frankincense with a hint of citrus. Then you go outside and it smells like weed, city tapwater, and play dough.

 

[Colapesce]

Thinking about The Shape Store Wigger.

 

[SmokelessFire]

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Thinking about The Shape Store Wigger.

Zach Cregger getting new material for his next indie A24 style elevated horror masterpiece "Shapes".

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

This has to be one of you right?

https://x.com/i/status/2029644792636875221

 

[Jotch]

This has to be one of you right?

https://x.com/i/status/2029644792636875221

please also post screenshots

 

[Soggy Floppa]

This has to be one of you right?

https://x.com/i/status/2029644792636875221

Local archive

 

[Gaystapo]

Shape Store Lean:

 

[Нарру Саmреr]

F for the hamham with the workman's comp claim
o7

 

[spagandhi]

The shape store conspiracy goes so much deeper