The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

[Meriasek]

Okay Taylor Swift, I know you like 4chan and Elder Scrolls

Oh shit, this nigga thinks I'm Taylor Swift?
Alright bozo, post hands. With that level of retardation you gotta be Indian.

 

[NoBueno]

Oh shit, this nigga thinks I'm Taylor Swift?
Alright bozo, post hands. With that level of retardation you gotta be Indian.

You want white? Tracks.

I noticed the numerology. Quite weird huh. Maybe we should get married ahahahaha

 

[Meriasek]

You want white? Tracks.
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I noticed the numerology. Quite weird huh. Maybe we should get married ahahahaha

Alright, please walk me through it. I gotta hear the numerology for this.

 

[NoBueno]

Alright, please walk me through it. I gotta hear the numerology for this.

Oh you still playing dumb? Okay

 

[Meriasek]

Oh you still playing dumb? Okay
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I thought you had numerology to prove I'm Taylor Swift.
Also, does that work? I thought it was your second account since you got banned

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Can one of you nutters [affectionate] please use your schizoid magic thinking to tell me when the Three Gorges Dam is going to implode and collapse nascent Xi Dynasty China so I can have the streamers and party-poppers ready?

The real schizo theory is that the Three Gorges Dam won’t implode because it never existed.

Also, @Meriasek is Taylor Swift, @Admiral Throbnelius is Sean Astin. Who’s next?

 

[NoBueno]

The real schizo theory is that the Three Gorges Dam won’t implode because it never existed.

Also, @Meriasek is Taylor Swift, @Admiral Throbnelius is Sean Astin. Who’s next?

We have to figure out who William Shatner is

 

[toe_schnitzel6969]

Since Taylor Swift herself is posting in this thread, I must confess that I am Justin Bieber irl.

 

[NoBueno]

When did the Pope really die? 2020?

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[NoBueno]

Since Taylor Swift herself is posting in this thread, I must confess that I am Justin Bieber irl.

Well I was hoping she would give us the inside track, but Masonic Oath, pain of death yadda yadda yadda. Shes probably having fun trolling me by pretending to be Snopesbot

 

[Fek]

What do you ultimately wish to achieve in your searching?

 

[NoBueno]

What do you ultimately wish to achieve in your searching?

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[Meriasek]

The worst part about being Taylor Swift is that I have to constantly perform and record my own music, and I hate that shit.

 

[NoBueno]

2:59

 

[NoBueno]

Number 88

4:55

 

[NoBueno]

FE3O4

 

[Meriasek]

Don't forget that the FE304: Break EP cover has a cube on it.

 

[NoBueno]

Don't forget that the FE304: Break EP cover has a cube on it.
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Thank you Taylor. I didn't expect you to be so helpful

 

[Meriasek]

Thank you Taylor. I didn't expect you to be so helpful

Hey, it's my mystery school obligation to point out our secrets that are all in the open.
I'm glad I took some time off on the day of the Lover show to make an account here. Many nice people. Originally I just joined to laugh at MovieBob and Patrick S. Tomlinson, but I guess it also helps my mystery school obligations.

/edit: Btw., be careful with how much you trust AIs. I mean, who do you think trains them and affects what they bring up?

 

[NoBueno]

Hey, it's my mystery school obligation to point out our secrets that are all in the open.
I'm glad I took some time off on the day of the Lover show to make an account here. Many nice people. Originally I just joined to laugh at MovieBob and Patrick S. Tomlinson, but I guess it also helps my mystery school obligations.

/edit: Btw., be careful with how much you trust AIs. I mean, who do you think trains them and affects what they bring up?

Yes. I realize I have to question for some time to pin down things. The AI won't lie just outright, its the rules. But it will try to slip out from under you if you aren't paying attention.