💤 Inactive The Ralpharing - One ring to gunt them all, value dropping by the minute

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How much is the Ralpharing worth?

  • 100k+

    Głosy: 27 4,0%

  • 10-100k

    Głosy: 5 0,7%

  • 1-10k

    Głosy: 40 6,0%

  • 100 bucks

    Głosy: 257 38,4%

  • He found it in his gunt folds, Clyde never even existed.

    Głosy: 138 20,6%

  • Less than Meigh's 50 cent Kinder egg engagement ring.

    Głosy: 202 30,2%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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Here’s more, apparently Ralph even did a video of his used car dealer pimp ring.
Retink powiedział(a):
Looking at the video it appears to be 14k gold, not sure if CRI means anything but I've seen it on other rings:
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That being said, these days rings like this really aren't particularly expensive considering how much a phone or graphics card costs, the 600$ one is a 10k gold ring:
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There are some rare exceptions like this, but considering it's being sold at a 13,000$ discount I'm guessing it's a bit of a fucky price:
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MirnaMinkoff powiedział(a):
He did post a photo showing the interior was marked 14k.

The ring is hilariously tacky. If it’s 100% real he’d be lucky to get $250 at a pawn store. Some shady jewelry store would give him an inflated “replacement value” appraisal of $1,000 at best.
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Maybe 14k plate.

All Gunt has to do is go get it appraised and post the appraisal. I’m willing to bet he’s already had it appraised and the only reason he hasn’t posted said appraisal is because of what the results were.
 
Lorne Armstrong powiedział(a):
Maybe 14k plate.

All Gunt has to do is go get it appraised and post the appraisal. I’m willing to bet he’s already had it appraised and the only reason he hasn’t posted said appraisal is because of what the results were.
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You have to pay for an appraisal so at most Gunt would just take to a pawn store where’d they’d tel him they could loan him $120 on it. Maybe not even that. They’d mostly care about the gold weight, the diamonds (if even real) look like low quality garbage. Good old drill bit ring.
 
It's not worth anything because any pawn shop would just melt it for scrap, and Wigger Ralph is going to wear it until it rusts away, leaving a stain on his finger.
 
I’m not sure why this ring is getting so much hate. I personally think Paw-paw’s pimp ring perfectly encapsulates Ralphamale style. The idea of Ralph walking around in public wearing that gaudy shit is hilarious.
 
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who holler are lost;

The pig that sniffs shit is not a father,
He'll lie about five star days at any cost.

From Ponchos doth arrive a cheap token
A horse shall give birth in the spring;

Renewed poop eating jokes are now spoken
Proving again Christ is not Kang"
 
Bland Crumbs powiedział(a):
Who would have thought Ralph and his grandfather had the same sized hoof.
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At least paw paw married his. Ralph's still baiting the horse with a carrot. Maybe if Pantsu does her masters bidding well enough with refrigerated salads the ralphamale will consider putting a ring on it at killstream wet t shirt contest invitational
 
MirnaMinkoff powiedział(a):
I’m not sure why this ring is getting so much hate. I personally think Paw-paw’s pimp ring perfectly encapsulates Ralphamale style. The idea of Ralph walking around in public wearing that gaudy shit is hilarious.
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Maybe some bling rapper could make these accessories work, but it's all so gay and effeminate on Ralph.

I wonder he'd buy a pair of high heels and tights if someone convinces him it makes him look like Louis XIV.

"I am the state, from the top on down - and that includes everybody!"
 
WutangLee powiedział(a):
At least paw paw married his. Ralph's still baiting the horse with a carrot. Maybe if Pantsu does her masters bidding well enough with refrigerated salads the ralphamale will consider putting a ring on it at killstream wet t shirt contest invitational
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I was being a bit tongue in cheek. I find it very hard to believe that Ralph's grandfather had fingers fat enough that his ring would fit Ralph without at least refitting but your reply was funny.
 
Bland Crumbs powiedział(a):
I was being a bit tongue in cheek. I find it very hard to believe that Ralph's grandfather had fingers fat enough that his ring would fit Ralph without at least refitting but your reply was funny.
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Clyde was a working man so he would have had rough hands with big knuckles that necessitated a larger ring size to get over the knuckle. Ralph just has big soft fat hands. The soft fat doughy hands make paw-paw’s pimp ring look even funnier.

At least on calloused, manly, rough hands the gaudy ring wouldn’t make paw paw look like a faggot like it does Ralph. Ralph hand’s just make it look like Tammy Slaton showing off her new bling.
 
Goldsmith's isn't (wasn't) a bad place but I doubt Ralph's family mysteriously lacked any sort of real estate property for him to inherit (the land isn't exactly a vineyard) but would have a $30k ring.
Speaking of that ring, it's a shame I found what appears to be another one for sale as a vintage item online.
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unfortunately, the website just had the file that this was once for sale still in cache; the actual storefront has been removed.
Edit: This one lacks the outer box, actually, but I'll see if anything more similar pops up among vintage stuff at some point.
 
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