The Onion Problem

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24 Maj 2022
In my many years of pondering thoughts I have pondered one so much I now call it "The Onion Problem".

In Christian theology it is said that on the third day "dry land, seas, plants and trees were created" which means that onions were created several days before Adam and Eve. On the six day Adam and Eve were created, having been given form by God and placed in a world without evil or sin.

Since the world was without sin or evil (and thus death) it is fair to assume Adam and Eve consumed a vegan diet initially as they wouldn't have known to kill yet (though in fairness they may have consumed eggs and milk).

The problem is thus: God created a world without evil or sin, provided them food to eat, yet one of those foods was the onion...the most disgusting, vile "food" item mankind has ever known.

If the world was truly free of evil how could the onion have existed in the garden? Moreover, if Adam and Eve were truly without sin why would God choose to preemptively punish them in such a way?
 
the onion is a human invention, like most food

EDIT: god didnt make the plants and animals btw. he made the soil and the earth and commanded the soil to bring forth life
 
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Kiwicucks eternally coping over the superior Onion (Farms)
This actually isn't about them at all, it's about how gross onions are, how bad they feel in my mouth, and how one large chunk of onion can ruin a dish.

The fact that onions exist is the sign of an unloving god, the fact some people enjoy them is proof of demonic influence.
 
>furry
>gay
>minecraft player
>does not like onions

thats it, i am giving a official diagnosis that the OP has a severe case of demoniac possession
It's just standard tier autism probably...it's the onion enthusiasts who are possessed.

Also imagine kissing a guy and you're suddenly hit with...onion 🤮
 
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Debased and onioncel post.
 
Onions might be a curse. I like them but that doesn't change the hypothesis. Now, what could God be cursing Cutler for?
 
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