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- 17 Gru 2019
Get out here son! There's a-doin's a transpirin'!
The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread
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- 27 Wrz 2019
Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty." I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…
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- 30 Sie 2015
I WORE AN ONION ON MY BELT, WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME.
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- 25 Wrz 2014
And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumble bees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter!" you'd say.
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- 19 Lut 2017
We'll all be rich! As rich as Nazis!
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- 30 Gru 2014
I’M SO DRUNK, I CAN BARELY SEE
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- 16 Mar 2019
"Beer goggles! See the world through the eyes of a drunk!"
*puts on glasses"
"WHOW!"
"You're charming the pants offa me."
"What did you say, Aunt Selma...?"
"I said take off those damn glasses!"
*puts on glasses"
"WHOW!"
"You're charming the pants offa me."
"What did you say, Aunt Selma...?"
"I said take off those damn glasses!"
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- 4 Lip 2014
Emperor Julian
kiwifarms.net
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- 20 Gru 2015
Oh, I have had it! I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!
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- 19 Lut 2017
Wait, I can call my Ma from up here. HEY MA! GET OFF THE DAMN ROOF!
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- 27 Wrz 2019
Preacher (marrying Cletus and Brandine) - I now pronounce you...wait a minute. Are you two brother and sister?
Brandine - We's all kinds of things!
Brandine - We's all kinds of things!
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- 18 Maj 2014
Hi super Nintendo Chalmers!
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- 23 Lip 2019
Jub-Jub
kiwifarms.net
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- 8 Lip 2018
Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can YOU trust a man like Mayor Quimby?
vote sideshow Bob for mayor
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- 25 Lut 2013
Without a Mayor Quimby, our town would really stink,
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!
We wouldn't have a tire yard, or a mid-size roller rink.
We wouldn't have our gallows, or our shiny Bigfoot trap,
It's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!
Super-Chevy454
kiwifarms.net
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- 2 Kwi 2018
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- 18 Maj 2014
Hey I am no longer illiterate!
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- 18 Wrz 2016
Quimby. If you were running for Mayor, he'd vote for you!
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- 19 Lut 2017
Even though this debate is being broadcast on...ugh, FOX, I don't want to hear any hooting or catcalls.
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- 18 Wrz 2016
I'm just going to post the whole Quimby election ad as its one of my favorite bits.
"It's not the Mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed!" always forces a laugh out of me. I've seen so many ineffectual municipal election ads that remind me of this.