The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Jonah Hill poster]

https://boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/105890666

If you can’t stream it or watch it, just go on here and lurk.

I hope they’re right.

EDIT: Archived 4chan post for memory sake -

https://archive.vn/G6TKt

 

[killuminati]

IT BEGINS MOTHERFUCKERS. GRONK. BRADY. AB. FOURNETTE.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I don't even wanna see the Halftime Show, after last year.

The Super Bowl Halftime show has always been the designated bathroom break

 

[killuminati]

Buccaneers special team is a fucking joke. I have no idea how they keep giving up so many yards on these returns, it's ridiculous.

 

[Stasi]

Did I miss it or was there no blm knee pre game?

Watching English football highlights just before and they are still kneeling before games. Would be funny if even Americans have given up on this and Brits are still clinging on.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Managing your diabetes has never been gayer..

 

[Coccxys]

Those with commercials think yourselves lucky. I have it on BBC where no adverts allowed meaning they have to desperately fill the gaps with a whole load of talking crap and worse reading out Tweets.

 

[Meat Target]

A bitchslap is "unnecessary roughness"? Come on, maaan.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Brady is killing it with those audibles

 

[killuminati]

So uh, did people really think an offense with all these elite players, this fucking defense, playing at home with Tom-fucking-Brady as QB were going to struggle? Cause it sure doesn't fucking look good for the Chiefs right now.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

A bitchslap is "unnecessary roughness"? Come on, maaan.

Better than a sucker punch

 

[killuminati]

Maybe you should just take the fucking points Bruce, what the fuck.

AND THE NIGGA CHALLENGED IT. BRO, STOP.

 

[Meat Target]

First woman to officiate a Superb Owl? Great. Someone gets refballed tonight.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Thank you Tracy Morgan

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Maybe you should just take the fucking points Bruce, what the fuck.

Can't settle for field goals with Mahomes. I do agree that the challenge was a dumb idea

That CEO Oatly guy can't sing for shit. Legit was hurting my ears

 

[killuminati]

They're getting so much pressure on Mahomes, he has no time to make these plays. If they can capitalize on this right now this game is going to be over with.

...as long as Bruce Arians doesn't fuck it up.


HAHAHA. Brady saved from the INT by a holding call, and gets yards off it.

 

[Meat Target]

HAHAHA. Brady saved from the INT by a holding call, and gets yards off it.

SON OF A BIIIITCH

 

[Least Concern]

Maybe you should just take the fucking points Bruce, what the fuck.

AND THE NIGGA CHALLENGED IT. BRO, STOP.

Up 7-3 early in the second, on the one yard line, and you don’t think they should have gone for it? That’s just wrong, homie.

They're getting so much pressure on Mahomes, he has no time to make these plays. If they can capitalize on this right now this game is going to be over with.

...as long as Bruce Arians doesn't fuck it up.

Yeah, it’s seeming like the O-line isn’t holding up for Mahomes, while Brady has all the time he needs.

EDIT: Holy fuck, KC defense, stop fouling.

 

[killuminati]

Up 7-3 in the first, on the one yard line, and you don’t think they should have gone for it? That’s just wrong, homie.

It's early, I'm taking what I can get. With a defense playing this well, I trust them to make a stop. Sometimes that's what you need, can't walk away empty handed either.

ETA: I will say though, it did work out in the end. They got stopped at their own goal, and the penalty on 4th resulted in the kicker shanking the punt, so it's all good.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

How the fuck does a guy like Gronk get that wide open?! I know he's been doing it for years, but I'm still surprised when I see him by himself