The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[heyitsmike]

Just look at what the NBA is doing and don't do that. It can't be that hard.

Narrator: Apparently it was indeed that hard.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Don't they already do this in Europe with the Red Card to Racism and shit? Even though nobody in the US throws bananas onto the field for black players to snack on like they do in Europe?

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Narrator: Apparently it was indeed that hard.
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Will they end it the slavery and exploitation of young Chinese people in sweatshops doing Nike/NFL/NBA stuffs? I have some doubts....

 

[Absolutego]

This is why I don't feel bad for illegally streaming my games.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Any bets/predictions for how bad the NFL's rating will fair this season?

 

[JosephStalin]

Narrator: Apparently it was indeed that hard.
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The NFL surely must have a death wish. They are buttsnorkeling the 14% of the population least able to afford attending games and buying the products hawked on TV during the games. No more pro sports for me.

Can't even guess how bad the ratings will be. They couldn't pay me to watch their anti-American shit.

 

[Least Concern]

Any bets/predictions for how bad the NFL's rating will fair this season?

All they have to do is not be like the NBA…

But since they're not doing that, I'm guessing the ratings will drop just like they have for other leagues. There is a significant amount of sports fans who just don't want the political stuff shoved in their face. It's supposed to be an escape after all.

Let's hope the XFL, if it comes back, maintains the "no politics" policy it had under McMahon. Other than that, uh… I guess we can watch the Japanese league? Or maybe watch some arena league games on ESPN 7 or something? Maybe whatever they're calling that lingerie league nowadays - oof, no, I take that back.

Fuck you, SARS-COV-2. You've ruined everything.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Any bets/predictions for how bad the NFL's rating will fair this season?

Down, but not as down as I'd like. Probably no more than 15% to 20%. Us Ummericccannnss need our panem et circenses.

And the NFL does that better 'n anybody.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Any bets/predictions for how bad the NFL's rating will fair this season?

I think first week really takes a beating

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Down, but not as down as I'd like. Probably no more than 15% to 20%. Us Ummericccannnss need our panem et circenses.

And the NFL does that better 'n anybody.

Don't be so sure, I know that the NFL doesn't sate my craving for violence like it use to. I have the MCC for that now.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This is why I don't feel bad for illegally streaming my games.

You should feel bad for watching them.

Don't be so sure, I know that the NFL doesn't sate my craving for violence like it use to. I have the MCC for that now.

Unless it's like Rollerball or the Running Man its not worth watching.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

EA Sports had decided to go woke by putting a photo of Kapernick on the cover of this year Madden. https://www.theverge.com/2020/9/8/21427590/colin-kaepernick-madden-nfl-21-ea-sports-added-qb

Let's see if the Madden curse will strike again.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

https://gossiponthis.com/2020/09/08/odell-beckham-responds-slim-danger-poop-fetish-claim/

Odell Beckham Jr. became a trending topic on Twitter early Tuesday morning (Sep. 8) after Chief Keef’s baby mama Slim Danger claimed in a podcast interview that the NFL star takes pleasure in being defecated on during sex, and even asked her to send him a picture of her taking a dump.

Well, it looks like OBJ has finally caught wind of the “sh**ty news” circulating about him, because he posted an action photo of himself on Instagram Tuesday afternoon (Sep. 8) along with a caption that appears to make a joke out of the situation.

“Can’t knock me off my pivot… no matter what shxts thrown my way,” the 27-year-old Cleveland Browns wide receiver wrote.

His followers then used the opportunity to join in on the jokes, with one commenting: “You ain’t been through shxt you can’t handle.” Another wrote: “Talk yo shit.”

Brazilian pro MMA fighter Dillon Danis commented: “get that shxt off your chest brotha … let me know.”

Kalen Ballage, an NFL free agent who formerly played for the Miami Dolphins, joked: “That shxt is in you bro… not on you slime.”

Former Giants punter Brad Wing wrote: “Been sh*ttin on em.”

Beckham’s girlfriend Lauren Wood also commented, clarifying O’s original caption: “*on you,” to which OBJ replied: “U know me tooo well! Shxts krazy …”

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Let's see if the Madden curse will strike again.

It must have retroactively done so since his career sunk years ago.

 

[Least Concern]

EA Sports had decided to go woke by putting a photo of Kapernick on the cover of this year Madden. https://www.theverge.com/2020/9/8/21427590/colin-kaepernick-madden-nfl-21-ea-sports-added-qb

Let's see if the Madden curse will strike again.

Will he really be on the cover? The article doesn’t say that.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Will he really be on the cover? The article doesn’t say that.

he'll be in the game, not on the cover. Lamar Jackson is this year's cover boy

EDIT: EA gave his Madden rating an 81

 

[Super-Chevy454]

he'll be in the game, not on the cover. Lamar Jackson is this year's cover boy

EDIT: EA gave his Madden rating an 81

Too bad, that would have made much more publicity as well as some new memes.

 

[Schmeckel]

Von Miller goes down to a shitty injury. Fuck my life.

 

[Blake Chortles]

Too bad, that would have made much more publicity as well as some new memes.

They made him better than half the league's QBs, bumping his stats by like 50% from when he was last in Madden.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

All these professional sports leagues are all in betting on Biden winning and then they will receive blank check bailouts.