The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Franz Joseph]

You know Barry McCockiner is celebrating in his semen encrusted Mahomes jersey and Hurts cuddle pillow cause in his mind this Pats loss will somehow effect Tom Brady's legacy.

 

[GlupShitto]

Just got back from a party and honestly, I'm convinced we need a culling of beaners. Idgaf if they're "citizens". Jews were German citizens and the Germans got to have a barbejew. I hate Bad Bunny and his bullshit "we're all American" after portraying me and every other white person as an evil racist slaver.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Also did I really just watch this spic retard put a bunch of pole dancers on utility poles like he's somehow proud of his garbage island barely being able to keep a 1950's power grid above 75% uptime? Really? Really?

Was that the meaning behind the utility poles? I'm kinda disappointed now, I thought they were just there because utility poles are awesome (I'm a pretty big fan of utility poles).
Oh well. At least it still looked cool.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Fuck yeah.

I told everyone Bad Bunny will escalate Niggers hating on spics. Black twitter exploding ICE tip lines.

 

[Cheese_lad]

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

You know what time it is? Time to say the line that gets said after every Super Bowl by someone somewhere, in some haze of cognitive dysfunction that baffles all reality and makes the tv scheduling so fucking backwards.

“I think this is the Cowboys’ year.”

 

[AltisticRight]

shit's rigged.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

I bring you all, the man of “If Only”



Half my fucking feed is still “If Nix was healthy”, “If the refs called X on the Patriots/Bills”, and more hilarious Cope. To any Broncos fans ITT, I say this in the nicest possible way - I hope they get absolutely embarrassed next season, because holy shit Broncos Country is making Chiefs fans going into the 3-peat seem tolerable.

 

[Vernors Vendor]

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Fuck yeah.

Rip Bossmanjack

 

[babadook]

The negroes were oiled extra good today

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Reddit is being ultra cringe over the halftime show Link (Archive):
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Other assorted cringe (non-Reddit):
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Redditors are so fucking stupid. You wanna know why we hate the half time show? Because if white people did that kind of explicit celebration of ethnic identity, we would be shit on and called nazis. Ethnic identity is the most important fucking thing innthe world to these people as judged by the comments about brown people crying seeing on the TV but if white people show one fucking percent of the same sort of ethic pride and preference, we are cancelled into the fucking ground and have millions crying about how racist white people are. And you want to know why we're sending ICE out? Because millions of your people our flooding into our lands from across the world and are trying to erase our own heritage and replacing it with your own. It's hypocrisy of the highest order.

Just got back from a party and honestly, I'm convinced we need a culling of beaners. Idgaf if they're "citizens". Jews were German citizens and the Germans got to have a barbejew. I hate Bad Bunny and his bullshit "we're all American" after portraying me and every other white person as an evil racist slaver.

They are trying to replace our identity with our own and then complaining that we're pushing back on it.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

My Stone Cold Super Lock of the Super Century of the Super Bowl
Seahawks 27
Patriots 20

Got the pick right and the Seahawks actually scored more thanks to their defense, but the Patriots couldn't do a damn thing on offense outside of one good drive at the start of the 4th and garbage time when the game was already decided. Overall a pretty boring Super Bowl. I fell asleep 5 minutes after it was over and took a long nap.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

It's so fucking RIGGED DOOD

 

[Crooked 16th]

If only the Colts had sat Jones a week or two to heal his leg they would have easily cleared the AFC and probably beat the Seahawks

 

[quarter_grifter]

Seattle winning anything is inifnitely bigger of a loss than whatever faggots wanna cry about the Patriots. Some of you motherfuckers are ignorant retards to just how awful everything about Seattle truly is.

 

[Ged!]

If only the Colts had sat Jones a week or two to heal his leg they would have easily cleared the AFC and probably beat the Seahawks

They still would have gotten stifled by the Seahawks defense, and if anything the score probably would have been higher since they don't have as good a defense as the Pats do.

 

[Kheapathic]

I don't know who that gay shallow water mexican was. This is the one and only Bad Bunny.

 

[Crooked 16th]

They still would have gotten stifled by the Seahawks defense, and if anything the score probably would have been higher since they don't have as good a defense as the Pats do.

Rivers only lost by two points and he could only throw the ball 5 yards, Jones would have easily beaten them if healthy

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I just want one Dolphin's Super Bowl win before I die

We have one of the best winning percentages over the history of the NFL, one of the greatest coaches in NFL history, the best pure passer in NFL history, and yet we haven't had a championship in 50 years and all wd have to hold onto now is the undeafeated and back to back super bowls. We're the Vikings with a couple of chips.

 

[Ged!]

Rivers only lost by two points and he could only throw the ball 5 yards, Jones would have easily beaten them if healthy

You know, I just realized how insane this cope is. Jones injured out in week 14, and they had already been tanking for a few weeks before that. Jones could have been 100% healthy and there's still zero guarantee they even make the playoffs in the first place. I don't know why Colts fans are so uniquely skilled at getting me to humor their insanity.