The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Can't wait to see the media jimmy neutron brain blast on how the chiefs and cowboys are totally still making the playoffs despite the losses this week

15% chance if they lose tonight. I pray they do.

 

[JuanLee]

Chiefs getting all the help from the refs tonight ffs.

 

[Absolutego]

Can't wait to see the media jimmy neutron brain blast on how the chiefs and cowboys are totally still making the playoffs despite the losses this week

I think Shedeur's statline today and Stefanski's decision to pull him from the 2 point conversion is going to provide plenty of fodder for the Monday morning talk show circuit. They'll leap to say "I told you so" off of 1.5 good games from Sanders over stringing big market fanbases along some more.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

AND HE MISSED THE FUCKING FIELD GOAL I'M IN HYSTERICS

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

I forgot this announcers name, but his glazing for the Chief is at ridiculous heights tonight. even when they have a shitplay, he makes excuses for them or praise them still.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

AND HE MISSED THE FUCKING FIELD GOAL I'M IN HYSTERICS

He doink’d it.

Edit: the refs were so fucking ready to give the Chiefs a call on that false start. Just the readinesses.

 

[George Lucas]

I’m only rooting for the Texans because I want the Chiefs to suffer a long, drawn-out death.

 

[Nogg]

That little ad for Reality Hot Seat killed me on the inside, beacuse I know people are paying to watch some random women and a gay man react to a sport they don't know about. Also, relying on Stroud to end the Chiefs season is pissing me off.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I forgot this announcers name, but his glazing for the Chief is at ridiculous heights tonight. even when they have a shitplay, he makes excuses for them or praise them still.

Chris Collinsworth. He used to glaze Aaron Rodgers in a similar fashion.

 

[Guyspleasedontfight]

The Texans have the old Tim couch dilemma, do we play the mediocre starting qb or the really good backup qb? The problem is, it seems the moment you actually fully promote the good backup, he becomes the mediocre starter

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I forgot this announcers name, but his glazing for the Chief is at ridiculous heights tonight. even when they have a shitplay, he makes excuses for them or praise them still.

Cris Collinsworth. He gives the best head to any Kansas City Chief for a story about Patrick Mahomes

That little ad for Reality Hot Seat killed me on the inside, beacuse I know people are paying to watch some random women and a gay man react to a sport they don't know about. Also, relying on Stroud to end the Chiefs season is pissing me off.

Think about the defense. Thats the only good one

 

[Mind Goblins]

I’m only rooting for the Texans because I want the Chiefs to suffer a long, drawn-out death.

I have similar desires, but they're in conflict with my desire for mediocrity to reign supreme this season. Aside from my home team, my allegiance is with the team with the worse record in a game. It feels really weird to have that mean I'm rooting for the Chiefs...

 

[George Lucas]

Loved that gingerbread graphic lmao

 

[Absolutego]

That was a fucking embarrassing bobbling of the ball. Almost up there with the snap to the face Murray took.

 

[Trombonista]

I found out from a coworker that the Bills won. I spent the rest of my shift in a state of glee. Also, LOL the Titans won.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Houston can't move the ball on offense, what should we do Andy?

What do you mean go for it on 4th down on our own 35 twice?

 

[CFC-12]

I have never cared about the outcome of a Texans game until tonight. Total Mahomes death.

 

[Local Fed]

It just had to be Kelce who handed that ball away. Chiefs haters are euphoric in this moment.

 

[Absolutego]

Kelce needs to ride off with the Swifties into the sunset, that was a terrible missed catch.
Either he's really looking washed or the KC equipment guy coated all the receivers' gloves in butter for some reason

 

[CFC-12]

Kelce needs to ride off with the Swifties into the sunset, that was a terrible missed catch.

Scratch that. Missed catches lmao