The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Absolutego]

Listen I wish Dave Canales all the success in the world, he was instrumental to the Genossaince, but being down 30 to the 2024 Saints, in the first half, is a bad look

 

[JJLiautaud]

https://www.nbcnews.com/sports/nfl/kendrick-lamar-will-headline-super-bowl-lix-halftime-show-rcna170117

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He will make history for being the only rapper to have his own Super Bowl Halftime Show, and there’s people on X alleging he’ll mock Drake yet again. The first time he performed was with Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Mary J. Bilge and Eminem.

Also, the NFL made a commercial with him on the field throwing footballs to ghosts:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NchsQ90rKs4

It's going to suck because Kendrick can't free the slaves again.

 

[AskeDead]

Nightmare day for Cincinnati right here

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

Biggest surprises so far: Bengals haven’t scored a single point and have 80ish yards nearly halfway through the 3rd, and Darnold looking like Tom Brady so far.

 

[Wallace]

Joe Burrowned.

Also, 500 pages! Woo!

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

The Giants are losing 28-6 to the Vikings in just the first game of the season. Now, I can only imagine what the Aaron Rodgers-NY Jets era will do.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

2 field goals and a blocked punt return are the only points for Chicago. Are we sure this isn't the 2004 Bears?

 

[Absolutego]

2 field goals and a blocked punt return are the only points for Chicago. Are we sure this isn't the 2004 Bears?

I've seen enough bullshit from the Bears secondary to know that Williams isn't the problem, but he is a problem.

 

[Mister Ferro]

First Kickoff Return for Tuddy!

0:25

 

[Squanto Airi]

Those Cardinal unis look nice

 

[Ensok]

What the fuck, Bengals? How?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Dak Prescott got his extension: $240 million over four years. $231 million of it is guaranteed.

Jerry doing a nice middle finger to whoever will take over the cowboys when he dies soon

https://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/3070176/report-packers-contact-free-agent-qb-tannehill

Time to see if the liver can hold up

First Kickoff Return for Tuddy!

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I am finally vindicated. As soon as the new kickoff rules were in place I was actually excited. People were mad that nothing was happening but it was a brand new format that hadn't truly been tested. Now we get some people actually running plays. I would like a better break down but it looks like the cardinals let the outside guys go and create a gap down the middle with their blocking

 

[Absolutego]

Thoughts from the 1pm games:
-Buffalo didn't regress nor did Arizona progress as much as I thought they would, given that offseason
-I understand the Tua is not that guy takes now
-Callahan might be less trusting of Levis than Vrabel was, literally nothing but handing things off to spears or RPOs were fed to him unless the drive was a lost cause
-Both Chicago and Atlanta's defensive backs are sus
-What the actual fuck Cincinnati, why are you incapable of starting a season normally
-The Jets are finally not the most embarrassing football team in Metlife Stadium

 

[Lean In Ban]

Falcons paid $180 million for this lol, lmao even

 

[Absolutego]

Oh yes, I forgot:
-Kirk looks very nervous in the pocket and I fully expect Penix to be starting in Atlanta by December, whether from injury or poor play on Cousins' part

 

[Squanto Airi]

Cannot wait to be whelmed by the Chargers

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Terrible day to be a hater. All the teams I unreasonably dislike won today, except the Giants I guess. Maybe God is trying to tell me something about my ways.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

The Giants are paying Daniel Jones $40M a year

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

Still don't know how to feel about Richardson. Made some nice plays, took more big hits, and had a few brutal overthrows that really hurt the Colts.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Joe Burrowned.

Also, 500 pages! Woo!

Pushed my DFS shit in. Fucker.

The Giants are losing 28-6 to the Vikings in just the first game of the season. Now, I can only imagine what the Aaron Rodgers-NY Jets era will do.

It's looks even worse after the Saq B performance

Time to see if the liver can hold up

The irony of being with Willis again.

Falcons paid $180 million for this lol, lmao even

And got outplayed by Fields.