The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

[Inflatable Julay]

WORMWORMWORMWORMWORM GUNNA WORMWORMWORMWORMWORM

 

[Zaryiu2]

She looks pregnant.

Didn't she give birth last than a year ago? That's what i saw on stream so odds she didn't lost all the weight?

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

So glad she touched her pussy on natioanl tv in front of millions of kids.

 

[Schmeckel]

Why does it look like there's a battalion of Heisenberg cooks dancing on some admittedly cool stage, next to the older more woman of color who is cosplaying as Carrie? This is awful.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

A better and cheaper half time show would be playing Johnny Cash through the speakers and showing old football bloopers on the big screens.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

It would be nice if she kept her hand out of her crotch for more than 3 seconds

 

[Zaryiu2]

This halftime show is boring af

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

She got her Sith Lord robe on now

 

[Shirō Ishii]

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

How you gonna do "All of the Lights" and not bring out the leader of the fifth Reich Kanye West?!?! The utter disrespect

 

[Echo_Ender]

They're saying this halftime show is a "Pregnancy Reveal" that she's knocked up again.

 

[Salubrious]

Remember that the NFL no longer pays performers for the Super Bowl Halftime show because of the "exposure" and boost that performers get in sales for the next few months.

I just love the idea of billionaire owners making millionaire singers work for "exposure", and it actually works.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

None of this shit looks real. This all looks fake. What the fuck?

 

[Absolutego]

So they finally got her by promising an exclusive show, huh?
Despite the halftime show typically having a few guests, and Rihanna being one of the most in-demand feature artists for the past decade+, they managed to edit her features out of the overall songs and focus on her solo singles?
Fascinating.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Last year had Eminem kneeling before blacks so I guess this is an improvement...

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

So they finally got her by promising an exclusive show, huh?
Despite the halftime show typically having a few guests, and Rihanna being one of the most in-demand feature artists for the past decade+, they managed to edit her features out of the overall songs and focus on her solo singles?
Fascinating.

Solo singles except for All of the Lights. I feel robbed by not getting my black face masked Kanye telling us who owns the banks

 

[Zaryiu2]

Should have had Chris Rock go on stage and do you know what, would have been less boring at least

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Welp, my shit break is over. Back to the game

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

No homo, but Patrick Burkhardt is by far Best Dressed of all the commentators.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Trump was right