The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Steelers, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Głosy: 11 22,0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Głosy: 25 50,0%

  • Team State Farm

    Głosy: 1 2,0%

  • The Meteor

    Głosy: 13 26,0%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    50
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It was time, but I'm gonna miss this guy.
 
Electric Mortar & Pestle powiedział(a):
Is the AFC even fucking trying?
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I want to make a joke that it's the 1980's again, but really I'm more confused by your post. The Pats addressed a major hole in their roster today. Were you under the delusion at any point that the Browns were trying? Or, probably more accurately, that them trying would lead to good things happening?

Also Jared Verse is a beast and while I understand he's definitely not another Garrett dude is getting mad disrespect he doesn't deserve today
 



This might be one of my favorite clips of the NFL season. Imagine having your church congregation in Angleton, TX cancel Sunday Service just to see you get your back blown out in spectacular fashion.


Please for the love of God, let Robert Saleh and Liam Coen bring us so much joy for Tennessee vs Jacksonville
 
Bartolomeo powiedział(a):
No, but it's about time to change the subtitle of this thread back to the Browns again. Gonna look pretty dumb after Rodgers gets his second Lombardi this year.
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Lol, Lmao even.

Absolutego powiedział(a):
I want to make a joke that it's the 1980's again, but really I'm more confused by your post. The Pats addressed a major hole in their roster today. Were you under the delusion at any point that the Browns were trying? Or, probably more accurately, that them trying would lead to good things happening?

Also Jared Verse is a beast and while I understand he's definitely not another Garrett dude is getting mad disrespect he doesn't deserve today
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I think he meant the AFC in general
 
Absolutego powiedział(a):
Basically there's a lot of nerds who never got over high school in sports fandom (blame the internet/stats tracking), and it's when athletes remind them too much of their childhood that they get squirrelly.
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Every single day I thank god I liked sports because I was nerdy and completely socially inept closer except for the fact I loved rugby and hockey and was pretty good at them so all the jocks on my team took me under their wing and dragged me to parties and taught me to not be a gigantic loser. I'd probably be weird ass anime gooner you see documented on this site otherwise.
 
Rabbi Yeshua Moon powiedział(a):
Well two of the NFC North teams, anyway. The Vikings have a clown car quarterback room and the Packers are coached by Matt LeFleberflus, greatest choke artist of the Shanahan tree.
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In what universe can a coach who hasn't even made a Super Bowl be a greater choke artist than the man who has lost three Super Bowls via choking, two of them holding multi-score leads in the 3rd quarter? The tree's even partially named after him, at this point.
 
Absolutego powiedział(a):
In what universe can a coach who hasn't even made a Super Bowl be a greater choke artist than the man who has lost three Super Bowls via choking, two of them holding multi-score leads in the 3rd quarter? The tree's even partially named after him, at this point.
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Kyle Shanahan somehow managed to be a bridesmaid at his own wedding.
 
Lord, don't let Aaron Donald unretire. They are gonna snap that boy Jayden Daniels in half.

Absolutego powiedział(a):
I want to make a joke that it's the 1980's again, but really I'm more confused by your post. The Pats addressed a major hole in their roster today. Were you under the delusion at any point that the Browns were trying? Or, probably more accurately, that them trying would lead to good things happening?

Also Jared Verse is a beast and while I understand he's definitely not another Garrett dude is getting mad disrespect he doesn't deserve today
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No, but my friends are Texans fans and I'm pissed that they always have the easiest path to the playoffs every year.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight powiedział(a):
Every single day I thank god I liked sports because I was nerdy and completely socially inept closer except for the fact I loved rugby and hockey and was pretty good at them so all the jocks on my team took me under their wing and dragged me to parties and taught me to not be a gigantic loser. I'd probably be weird ass anime gooner you see documented on this site otherwise.
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The socially maladjusted autistic weirdos who hate sports could never understand what its like to suit up and go to battle with your boys.

If you're one of these spiteful nerds lurking this thread and dont understand I would recommend you read "Deep Play: Notes on the Balinese Cockfight" by Clifford Geertz, then maybe you can understand a little bit what its like to have friends and fun.
 
FootballBuff powiedział(a):
The socially maladjusted autistic weirdos who hate sports could never understand what its like to suit up and go to battle with your boys.

If you're one of these spiteful nerds lurking this thread and dont understand I would recommend you read "Deep Play: Notes on the Balinese Cockfight" by Clifford Geertz, then maybe you can understand a little bit what its like to have friends and fun.
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Ahem, I'll have you now I play league with my friends every night.
 
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