The NBA Thread

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Hawks had Pistol Pete but yeah. The rest of these teams are known for stars who went and accomplished way more in other franchises or people that flamed out early and never were.

Except nique sadly he went down swinging with that sorry ATL based franchise. I hope ant gets out of min after that KAT bs. We make the conference finals let's trade that away. Then again shits more fixed then wwe

 

[Squanto Airi]

The Lakers move we've all been waiting on

The Los Angeles Lakers are acquiring Walker Kessler from the Utah Jazz for unprotected first-round picks in 2031 and 2033 and first-round swaps in 2028 and 2030, sources told ESPN's Shams Charania.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Hornets, hawks, magic, wizards, timber wolves and grizz could all disappear tomorrow and no one would care

Damn, Pels didn't even make the list of teams you could forget about

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Looks like my rockets actually picked up Marcus Smart

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Damn, Pels didn't even make the list of teams you could forget about

I kinda like the pelicans and they do draft good players. It's just that their playbook and coaching is fuckin shit. And we will forget this thanks to Zion Williamson

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Damn, Pels didn't even make the list of teams you could forget about

And also adds the Timberwolves, a team that has been kicking ass this past few years.

Mind you, they are notorious for destroying Kevin Garnett's prime with shitty draft and trade practices (look up Joe Smith). But these past few years they have been fairly competitive in the playoffs.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Hornets, hawks, magic, wizards, timber wolves and grizz could all disappear tomorrow and no one would care

I forgot about the jazz. Then I saw Ace Bailey look disgusted when he was selected by them.

 

[OJ Simpson]

I forgot about the jazz. Then I saw Ace Bailey look disgusted when he was selected by them.

The Jazz can eat forever based on their 90's uniform in my eyes. Also for having the 1-2 punch of Stockton and Malone. Extra points since I'm a wrestling fan and my worlds collided when the Worm and Mailman showed up on WCW programming. Furthermore having Greg Ostertag, who had one of those cool memorable names a handful of players had back in those days like a Detlef Schrempf, Luc Longley, or Tom Gugliotta, just to name a few.

 

[CapricornusRex]

4 PGs and also Deni is best on-ball so they've got a little issue here. Plus Ja might throw a tantrum if he's not the #1 option, he's done it before.

I don't know what the heck kind of rotation you can even run here, but thankfully everyone's so injury prone it'll probably just be whoever has functioning legs that night.

Scoot, Jrue, Dame and Ja. Dame is most likely coming off the bench since he's old and on one and a half legs. Jrue can play SG so that leaves scoot getting shipped out. not surprising, he did fuckin nothing last year.

Deni is supposed to be the starting SF, but they routinely kept playing him out of position all last season because our guards were trash outside of Jrue. If Portland plans to build on this last season and get in to the playoffs they're going to keep Jrue since he's still good defensively, and if they suck they can always trade him to a contender mid-season.