The Moderator Drama Summarized

[Chocolate Wombat]

Of all the threads on Kiwi Farms, this is one of them.

 

[JustStopDude]

I'm assuming this is humorous to the degenerate freaks that are moderators.

I hope none of you live near playgrounds or schools.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

wait wait wait!

We have moderators on this site? Why was I not informed of this!

 

[BillTheButcher]

What the fuck is this? Featured thread on a self-acclaimed "non-cooming" ADHD moderator being outed as *checks autistic notes* a coomer?! You don't say!

Im grateful the crack team at kiwi farms internal investigations was able to get to the bottom of this. You are all a true godsend.

Stay away from children.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

i think we should stone gooners to death.

well, at least there's no latex furry suit gooners or (potential) animal fuckers like the Catler thread... not yet, at least.

(oh the pure autism. i forgot it was April already. well i stand by the stoning gooners to death thing lmfao)

 

[msd]

Y

I dodge

It's homing, you die

Is this ERP?

The fireball looks at you In a very disapproving manner, and opts to just avoid you.

Creep

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

My nigger, certain mods have been queers for awhile now. Some of them are decent level headed non retards.

 

[John Furrman]

There's like 15 pages of people falling for it after like the second person to respond or so pointed out what day it is.

I choose to believe.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Why does this sound so similar to the Catler debacle minus mod status?

 

[Haramburger]

It's homing, you die

@Trombonista sweep it up & merge it

 

[Mad At The Intranet]

This thread is an autism litmus test.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

I’m always asleep when this shit happens. Ah well friendly reminder: mods are gay!

 

[Prester John]

I didn't realize Catler was living rent-free in so many heads.

 

[santa]

Goon chads, how shall we respond to this one...
https://soundcloud.com/not-the-proper-attire/goon-chad

 

[Spunt]

There is literally no other place on the Internet where a thread such as this could exist.

I don't know whether to be proud of or utterly disgusted by this fact.

 

[LettuceMan]

tl;dr Happy April fools or some shit

 

[ephermeral]

Aw jeeze. Well if not now, when?

Any mods care to inflate me?

 

[Bob Barbas]

Please for the love of God, if our dear mods want to stack each others gunts in spicy erotic RP at least
do it like God, his Son and the Holy Spirit intended to...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=blb7DejmklY...In G-Mod

This is how real men do it.

 

[New & Improved Username]

It was plausible. Remember this?

https://kiwifarms.pl/attachments/spoiler_image0-jpg.1499215/

 

[She Beetle]

Null catches ligma for a week and shit like this starts getting featured. Hope he recovers.