The MET Gala Discussion Thread - An Unfiltered Discussion of Fashion

[Soup Sammiches]

I hate this time of year. I always dress like The Mad Hatter on speed and once a year these bozos do it and BOOM news. FOH.

 

[EmoMom]

There seems to be a subtle secondary theme of fucking pirates

Ayn Hyo-seop in


Joe Alwyn in Valentino

Charlotte Tilbury in

Stevie Nicks in John Galliano for Zara

Aurora James in Emanuel Ungaro


Hamish Bowles in Valentino


Lauren Wasser in Area


Zuri Hall in


Hudson Williams in Balenciaga

Rachel Zegler in

 

[EmoMom]

Natasha POONawalla being birthed by giant orchid vagina, by Marc Quinn

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

NOT ONE SINGLE FUCKING PERSON UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT

god DAMN it

Heidi Klum wearing a Halloween costume as usual. BITCH YOU ARE SUPERMODEL.

Also why is Carey Mulligan ALWAYS doing that FUCKING SHIT with her MOUTH?

 

[EmoMom]

Doechii is looking… historical in Marc Jacobs

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The best hands look so far is probably Sabine Getty’s. It’s like a less impressive version of Tyla’s sand dress from Balmain 2 years ago (Garden of Time theme)

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Agree. The down part of all of it is that there seems to be no point to many of them. (And Garden of Time was a great theme.)

And I don't love Monae's aesthetically, but I do think it has a point.

In your latest: Nicks, James, Bowles*, and Wasser get a thumbs-up from me, for different reasons and theme aside. Alwyn gets a half, and Hyo-seopa quarter/third.

*so glad to see him still around.

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

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Doechii is looking… historical in Marc Jacobs

How the fuck do you even wear that

 

[EmoMom]

How the fuck do you even wear that

Tape, tension, and careful movements

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Angela Bassett wearing a very very pretty prom dress and eye make-up that makes her look like she's just been pepper sprayed.



Troye Sivan in dad jeans.



Lena Dunham trolls just by existing. Queen.



Tucci looking fly as always.



Nepo tard Ben Platt correctly looks embarrassed in that stupid ass suit while Sam Smith flounces about behind him.



Actually like Audrey Nuna's thing, I think the "ink splatters" are actually bead work which adds texture that I think is hard to capture on camera.



Sabrina Carpenter's film dress, very cool!



The Williams sisters still trying to convince us they're fashion plates when neither of them has ever once thrown a look. STOP.



Queen of the Beards Irina Shayk continues her transformation into a drag queen.



I know it's a troon but Hunter Schafer's dress is actually very interesting.



I don't hate Kylie Jenner's look.

Various interchangable Kpop fembots trying to convince us they're real celebrities.

The Heated Rivalry guys continue to try to convince people that they're gay.

Edit: MADONNA LOOKS INSANE. Kind of love it.

 

[EmoMom]

Angela Bassett wearing a very very pretty prom dress.

Troye Sivan in dad jeans.

Lena Dunham trolls just by existing. Queen.

Janelle Monae, she tries so hard and sometimes it's cool but her looks always lack something that prevents me from truly being wowed.

Doechii on her bullshit.

Tucci looking fly as always.

Nepo tard Ben Platt correctly looks embarrassed in that stupid ass suit.

The Heated Rivalry guys still trying to convince us that they're gay.

Actually like Audrey Nuna's thing, I think the "ink splatters" are actually bead work which adds texture that I think is hard to capture on camera.

Sabrina Carpenter's film dress, very cool!

The Williams sisters still trying to convince us they're fashion plates when neither of them has ever once thrown a look. STOP.

Queen of the Beards Irina Shayk continues her transformation into a drag queen.

I know it's a troon but Hunter Schafer's dress is actually very interesting.

I don't hate Kylie Jenner's look.

Various interchangable Kpop fembots trying to convince us they're real celebrities.

Zzz. Where's Kim?

Edit: MADONNA LOOKS INSANE. Kind of love it.

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Kim was wearing Allen Jones and Whitaker Malem. It’s an uninspired orange thing
Kylie is probably the best dressed sister in her Schiaparelli

Kendall Jenner looks nice too in Zac Posen
Interestingly, all three girls seem to be channeling Venus De Milo

 

[EmoMom]

Bad Bunny in Zara looking like Will Ferrell

 

[EmoMom]

Blake Lively in Atelier Versace wearing the same silhouette she wears every year. It’s a beautiful dress but she’s worn it a million times and misses the theme

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Angela Bassett wearing a very very pretty prom dress.

Troye Sivan in dad jeans.

Lena Dunham trolls just by existing. Queen.

Janelle Monae, she tries so hard and sometimes it's cool but her looks always lack something that prevents me from truly being wowed.

Doechii on her bullshit.

Tucci looking fly as always.

Nepo tard Ben Platt correctly looks embarrassed in that stupid ass suit.

The Heated Rivalry guys still trying to convince us that they're gay.

Actually like Audrey Nuna's thing, I think the "ink splatters" are actually bead work which adds texture that I think is hard to capture on camera.

Sabrina Carpenter's film dress, very cool!

The Williams sisters still trying to convince us they're fashion plates when neither of them has ever once thrown a look. STOP.

Queen of the Beards Irina Shayk continues her transformation into a drag queen.

I know it's a troon but Hunter Schafer's dress is actually very interesting.

I don't hate Kylie Jenner's look.

Various interchangable Kpop fembots trying to convince us they're real celebrities.

Zzz. Where's Kim?

Edit: MADONNA LOOKS INSANE. Kind of love it.

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I'd have liked Madonna if in a blue rather than black. @A Sentient Cloud post photos if you got 'em!

 

[EmoMom]

Beyoncé in yet another sparkly sheer number by Olivier Rousteing, channeling General Ketharic Thorm, chosen of Myrkul

 

[EmoMom]

Sabrina Carpenter in a neat film strip dress by Dior

 

[EmoMom]

Tyla in a turquoise slave Leia dress by Alessandro Michele

 

[EmoMom]

Ayo Edebiri in Chanel is a poor man’s Elle Fanning in her 2024 Garden of Time Balmain

 

[EmoMom]

Odessa A’zion looking uncomfortable and claustrophobic in Valentino. I bet her boobs are itchy

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

The Rock doing white tie that layers trousers, a kilt, and tails. He must be sweating like a pig.


Cardi B can always been counted on to do something funny and weird.

 

[EmoMom]

Grace Ling wearing what I believe is one of her own pieces (I might be wrong). Absolutely stunning