The "Is Kat Pregnant" speculation thread - MichaelScottShoutingNo.GIF

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GUYS, I had to lie to you about wanting kids. Assholes would swat the fucking delivery room. Detractors would bomb my midwife from space. Mentally ill immature individuals would literal come to my house and eat the baby. I had to lie.
 
I didn't get to hear a lot of acks the king (thanks Midnight Sandwhich!) but I did catch an interesting slip /tell from Dave that NO ONE AFAIK has ever brought up on his stream (until him,today) -

(When asked about fatherhood /having kids) "uh No! And it's naaht because I CAN'T have kids or anything either!" Maybe Dave's shooting blanks after all... hmmm...
 
DarkSydeOfTheBoulder powiedział(a):
I didn't get to hear a lot of acks the king (thanks Midnight Sandwhich!) but I did catch an interesting slip /tell from Dave that NO ONE AFAIK has ever brought up on his stream (until him,today) -

(When asked about fatherhood /having kids) "uh No! And it's naaht because I CAN'T have kids or anything either!" Maybe Dave's shooting blanks after all... hmmm...
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Maybe the fire from the car crash also burned off his testicles.
 
DarkSydeOfTheBoulder powiedział(a):
I didn't get to hear a lot of acks the king (thanks Midnight Sandwhich!) but I did catch an interesting slip /tell from Dave that NO ONE AFAIK has ever brought up on his stream (until him,today) -

(When asked about fatherhood /having kids) "uh No! And it's naaht because I CAN'T have kids or anything either!" Maybe Dave's shooting blanks after all... hmmm...
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this mother fucker just cant help but dox himself and everyone around him.
 
The fact they got "married" earlier than expected even thou i like to believe it never happend and was a easy paypig cash grab. But on the basis if they truly did and now a month before the due date, We all assume its in August since Phil announced a Postive thing happening, The way hes been acting in July has been quite odd. And i say that coming from my own personal experience having my first child. Its almost like hes trying to push himself into this serious mode with being more mature. No sim dating in videos games, trying to showcase his love for Kat and Kat only. If Kat is pregnant, i can fully assure you her hormones are left and right, and the littlest thing can set off. Which would explain Phils all of sudden 180. My guess is she is she pregnant, everything fits, all down the countless restaurant visit each week. When a pregnant woman is hungry for something, you beat your sweet ass you take her there. Plus if the baby comes out black, we'll get a funny rant how its Tevins fault😂😂😂
 
Spoiler alert, Khet is pregnant. That's gonna be his big positive reveal next month. Ironically, it's also the "behind the scenes" thing that he's been stressing about for months and was "too personal" to talk about. It's also the reason why he gets extremely awkward talking about sex in video games, because he gonna be a daddy soon. That last part is still ridiculously stupid though.
 
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Leon Breitling powiedział(a):
I'm doubtful. I think a potential mini-Phil would cause a LOT of anxiety and even more begging than normal. Admittedly I don't watch him every day so I may have missed some things, but he seems to be in default begging mode.
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god i want to see the excuses phil makes when someone tells him to get a job, or points out he ate out when he's overdrawn when he tosses the kid in the mix.

i'll just wait for WE HAVE NO MONEY FOR FOOD THE KID HASNT EATING IN DAYS
then getting angry for suggesting putting the kid up for adoption "because you can't take care of it"
or the rant that will happen with child protection services shows up at his door.
 
He can’t handle a kid. Feedings every 2-3 hours, crying and whining. He will weasel his way out of taking care of the kid and push Kat over the edge and she will leave him. Lol and what happens when Kat goes back to work and leaves the kid home with him all day. Daycare for newborns are easily $1500 a month if not more. Doctors are expensive. Hospitals are expensive.

If it is a kid his life is effectively over. Not that he had a real life to begin with.
 
I just don't buy that he's hidden a pregnancy this long. Once he got out of the first trimester, he would be using the incoming kid to gin up as much money as he could. He'd be putting all the baby shit on the Wishlist and doing his best to not buy anything, talking about how hard this pregnancy is for him Kat. There's just no way he wouldn't be using it for money.

Edit: There's also a difference between "I don't want to have kids" and "We can't afford kids right now". Phil marriage thing was always "We'd like to get married but can't afford to right now", which is dumb b/c courthouse weddings are cheap, but whatever. It's also vastly different from not wanting kids.

Who knows though. I may just be trying to convince myself that some poor kid isn't going to have to grow up with someone as patently shitty as Phil as their father.
 
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Edit: There's also a difference between "I don't want to have kids" and "We can't afford kids right now". Phil marriage thing was always "We'd like to get married but can't afford to right now", which is dumb b/c courthouse weddings are cheap, but whatever. It's also vastly different from not wanting kids.
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he also doesn't want to be mr. views
but he still cares about views
 
I just had a terrible thought. Does everyone remember Phil’s tendency to slam his controllers and keyboard when he gets frustrated with his bugged gaming mechanics?

DSP Tries It: Shaken Baby Syndrome
Or
DSP Tries It: Prison
 
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