The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

[Sog Dog]

Is there a traditional reason Indians always talk in that sing-song-y voice, especially when they speak -- or attempt to speak -- English?

Is it a genetic thing?

Accents and speech patterns in foreigners are almost always reflective of either norms within their native language, or overcompensation for a feature that their native language lacks. For example, Russian has no definite article ("the"). So you will frequently see Russians either forgetting to use "the" when it's grammatically correct, or inserting excessive "the"s where they don't belong because they know it's supposed to be in there somewhere, but they don't fully understand how it works. Indians probably speak with a sing song inflection because that is how their native language is spoken.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Indians probably speak with a sing song inflection because that is how their native language is spoken.

Is it known why language of India is like that?

 

[Preacher ✝]

This is why Gandhi slept naked with underage girls - to gain super Izzat from self-denial.

Except in Izzat lying about doing something is just as good as actually doing it. So he almost certainly molested those girls and then lied about self-denial to farm Izzat points. Having his cake and eating it too would be a successful jugaad that increases his izzat further.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Who could've guessed that both Gandhi and MLK Jr were sexual abusers

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

Prince Gautama was the only good Indian to have ever existed.

I would like to add another person to the list of good Indians. His name was Bodhidharma, a Buddhist monk credited with the establishment of Zen/Chan Buddhism. My favourite story about him is his meeting with the Emperor of China.

https://www.thezengateway.com/teachings/an-audience-with-the-chinese-emperor

When Bodhidharma stood before Emperor Wu a long catalogue was read out detailing the money the Emperor had given to pay for copying and translating Buddhists scriptures and texts, opening of monasteries and the permission that he had granted his subjects to ordain as monks and nuns.

At the end of this litany the Emperor asked Bodhidharma:

“What merit have I accumulated by all this wholesome action?

To the Emperors consternation Bodhidharma replied:

“None whatsoever!”

 

[Sog Dog]

Is it known why language of India is like that?

There are actually many languages spoken in India - over 20 of them. "India" isn't a natural country, it's an amalgamation of several different nations with their own languages and cultures that were lumped together into a single administrative region by perfidious Bongistan, and then the whole package was inherited by the successor government after the eel-munchers left.



As to why Hindi in particular has a sing-song inflection, I don't know enough about that language family to answer that.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

eel-munchers

That's a new one

 

[goatmeal]

Prince Gautama was the only good Indian to have ever existed.
He was raised knowing no hardpship, blessed with great wealth and power over his people. But then he left the palace and beheld just what exactly he was a lord of, and realized "oh god oh fuck we can't fucking live like this bros". He gave up his throne and went to live as a hermit, to remake his culture, and indeed dreamt up a much better system. And in the end the jeets fucking rejected it anyway.
Lol. Lmao, even.
Something tells me a Buddhist India would've actually been a superpower by now. Consider:
- no castes, so a much better gene pool and a lot less infighting, average IQ probably like 10 points higher enabling them to develop real honor and learn genuine problem-solving skills instead of jugad
- everybody is much more chill because "reject your passions dude"; people actually have some kind of rational philosophy instead of that backwards retarded "monkey see monkey do" mentality they have now
- everything is at least slightly cleaner because of different views on karma/dharma/society/whatever
- cool monasteries where you can send your useless son (instead of blowing all of your slum-rich family's savings on a Canadian Diploma mill, then watching him get deported for groping a ten-year-old white girl under eight different security cameras in broad daylight)

his people did not take vedic religion or the varna system very seriously to begin with. they had their own traditions and attitudes. I like to think of him as nepalese rather than indian.

I think they rejected it because it was still too renunciatory at the time and didn't appeal to enough different kinds of ordinary people. the warrior caste for instance had a right to divinely sanctioned violence, and that buddhism wouldn't have let them keep it. it introduced the concept of universal ethics, which they couldn't accept. and it was pretty useless for statecraft for similar reasons. he did spell out the reasons why a brahmin doesn't need to keep his arm in the air for 30 years, and yet they still do this.

 

[Sog Dog]

That's a new one

I try to be as creative as possible with my jingoism. It's more fun that way.

 

[thefreshmaker]

You don't get it, I've said it so many times in this thread, India is such a shithole that QUITE LITERALLY ANY OTHER COUNTRY IS AN UPGRADE to the average jeet.

I've pointed it out before, but it bears repeating so I will do so again.

India has a GDP per capita only higher than the worst African countries. Even Haiti is within a margin of error, and that's a country that barely exists and people eat literal dirt for lack of food.

Yes, India is only marginally more productive and wealthy than fucking Haiti. Pakistan is even worse.

So you will frequently see Russians either forgetting to use "the" when it's grammatically correct

Put universal remote back on docking station.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

There are actually many languages spoken in India - over 20 of them.

>Rajput
>Geekwads Gaekwads
>Nagpur

Just like the music, traditional Indian names sound unattractive or wat to me.

 

[Garina'sVengeance]

Have some nice jugaad, they even call it that in the video. Aren't they nice? Some delicious toilet chai for your train ride, saar?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=t2UX-67i7aw

Ferengis.

They are fckn Ferengis.



Only explanation ever needed is that they are Federation Pakis. Simple as.

Watch the first appearance of them in TNG, and tell me I'm wrong.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Ferengis.

They are fckn Ferengis.

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Only explanation ever needed is that they are Federation Pakis. Simple as.

Watch the first appearance of them in TNG, and tell me I'm wrong.

Do not insult the glory of Ferenginar like that

 

[Garina'sVengeance]

Do not insult the glory of Ferenginar like that

You should bum one. They like that. With the ear thing too.

 

[Tommy John Surgery]

Geography Now, an educational YouTube channel with 3.8M subscribers, put out a couple community posts to find out which country has the worst drivers through subscriber vote.

He did it by asking his subscribers which country has the worst drivers per inhabited continent (except for NA and SA which he merged since they would have roughly the same amount of nations as the other continents that way) and counting up the total likes for comments mentioning a country, then pitting all the continents against each other with polls across his social media accounts. Can you guess which country is overwhelmingly leading the poll on YouTube?

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If anyone would like to check the other poll, it's a story poll on his Instagram but I imagine that Bharat's izzat there would be damaged as well.

Update, we have a winner:

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India won by a majority on every poll he made (it seems like I missed a couple platforms):

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Let's hope our Brahmin Korean-American friend doesn't get redeemed next year by Bravjeet from Chennai for damaging Bharat's izzat, yis?

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Ferengis.

They are fckn Ferengis.

Wyświetl załącznik 8266676

Only explanation ever needed is that they are Federation Pakis. Simple as.

Watch the first appearance of them in TNG, and tell me I'm wrong.

With a bit of Pakleds thrown in. WE ARE SMART (jerry rigs crap out of other people's stolen technology without understanding it)

 

[Slap47]

Prince Gautama was the only good Indian to have ever existed.
He was raised knowing no hardpship, blessed with great wealth and power over his people. But then he left the palace and beheld just what exactly he was a lord of, and realized "oh god oh fuck we can't fucking live like this bros". He gave up his throne and went to live as a hermit, to remake his culture, and indeed dreamt up a much better system. And in the end the jeets fucking rejected it anyway.
Lol. Lmao, even.
Something tells me a Buddhist India would've actually been a superpower by now. Consider:
- no castes, so a much better gene pool and a lot less infighting, average IQ probably like 10 points higher enabling them to develop real honor and learn genuine problem-solving skills instead of jugad
- everybody is much more chill because "reject your passions dude"; people actually have some kind of rational philosophy instead of that backwards retarded "monkey see monkey do" mentality they have now
- everything is at least slightly cleaner because of different views on karma/dharma/society/whatever
- cool monasteries where you can send your useless son (instead of blowing all of your slum-rich family's savings on a Canadian Diploma mill, then watching him get deported for groping a ten-year-old white girl under eight different security cameras in broad daylight)

Here is the tragedy of India.

Jainism is created to abolish caste and create pro-social behaviors -> Uh... they end up a bunch of naked people who contribute nothing to society. Not really part of the cycle.
Buddhism is created to abolish caste and create pro-social behaviors -> Centuries later the religion creates a new caste system for itself
Sikhism is created to abolish the caste and create pro-social behaviors -> Centuries later the religion creates a new caste system for itself
Islam spreads into India and their leaders try to abolish the caste and create pro-social behaviors -> Indian Islam has a caste system unique to India and Izzat is coined to refer to their shared honor system

Another great Indian is Ashoka - the only indigenous ruler to almost unify India - converted to Buddhism and tried to reform its culture by banning Hindu practices like animal sacrifice, slavery, poop eating, and honor based wars. He massively invested into public works like sewage and roads to unify the land.

After the fall of Ashoka due to incapable sons Buddhism as a state religion fell apart and a more intensified version of Hinduism rose from its ashes.




Prince Gautama was also from Nepal so I dunno what their stance as being "Indian" is. They have high public defecation, but also literally live in a place where its geographically hard to build sewers. I am not too sure if they have literal shitting streets.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJoLjhgguwA

I was watching the Uncle Roger wedding video (tl;dw Uncle Roger is a Malaysian comedian and YouTube food critic and he married his Bengladeshi wife) and I saw this comment from a Bengali from India (so an Indian?). You know how Indians are constantly pointing their fingers at Pakis, Nepalese and other South Asians as if we non-Indians give a shit about the differences.



As for the substance of the comment itself, I don't have the knowledge to say whether it's true and based, fake and gay or somewhere in between. Indian kiwi experts feel free to jump in. For some context about Panipuri and Fuchka, go to 5:20

All these 3rd worlders trying to take credit for who invented what also reminds me of Thailand and Burma/Myanmar trying to take credit for inventing Muai Thai (they fight in YouTube comments too).

 

[Necrosan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJoLjhgguwA

I was watching the Uncle Roger wedding video (tl;dw Uncle Roger is a Malaysian comedian and YouTube food critic and he married his Bengladeshi wife) and I saw this comment from a Bengali from India (so an Indian?). You know how Indians are constantly pointing their fingers at Pakis, Nepalese and other South Asians as if we non-Indians give a shit about the differences.

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As for the substance of the comment itself, I don't have the knowledge to say whether it's true and based, fake and gay or somewhere in between. Indian kiwi experts feel free to jump in. For some context about Panipuri and Fuchka, go to 5:20

All these 3rd worlders trying to take credit for who invented what also reminds me of Thailand and Burma/Myanmar trying to take credit for inventing Muai Thai (they fight in YouTube comments too).

I've never seen a comment, in english, filled with so many words I didn't understand.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Hundreds of years in Europe and the gypsies still look Indian.

They not only look like Indians they still act like Indians.

lumped together into a single administrative region by perfidious Bongistan,

Not even Bongistan. Bongistani corporation . East India Company. Goal of EIC was to generate as much profit as possible using cheap Pajeet labor . Big money maker was drug trade. EIC used pajeets to grow opium. They then sold it to Chinks for profit. Bongs fought two wars against Chinks with goal to legalize this drug trade in China.

Opium Wars - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org