The India Menace - Street shitting, unsanitary practices, scams, Hindu extremism & other things

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Oh god fucking hell I used a bathroom after a male jeet and I regret EVERYTHING.

Apparently they don’t lift the toilet seat when they use it (context am woman), and those tissue paper seat covers don’t do anything to protect in that case.
Immediately realized what happened after I was done and felt like I was going to throw up, especially when I realized there were shake off drops on the floor in front of the toilet as well.
Had to clean myself with hand soap and used some Lysol for good measure.

On top of that, the bathroom STANK like their rank ass food.
That whole bathroom got baptized in Lysol.
They’re so fucking feral I can’t.
For public male bathroom nightmare stories that’s pretty mild. Every male toilet stall has the floor in front of the toilet covered in piss, enough that either one guy just aimed at the floor the whole time or lots of men aimed at the floor a little.

Anyway story time.

I was in a maccas late at night with mates many years ago, for some reason it was filled with Indians as well as an all indian staff on night duty. Filthiest maccas I had ever seen before or since, every table had spilt liquids on it, salt, burger sauces and packaging just left there. Why was stuff left there when there are like eight different bins inside a big one outside? Because they were all overflowing. Not a single indian working there saw the bins beginning to fill and predict by not emptying the bag sooner, it would make cleaning the bins harder because its overflowing but also leaving people no room for their trash, so they're just going to leave it where it is. On top of that every other customer at the time being indians who were sitting amongst the trash mountains and dirty tables no problem and adding to the pile.

I venture to the male toilet. Now this maccas had a single toilet and a small piss wall. The floor was soaking wet with piss but that’s normal so whatever. The piss wall was filthy, lots of soaking wet toilet paper sticking to the stainless-steel wall and on the grates. Gross but whatever I'll piss in the toilet (and lift the seat because I'm not a fucking animal). I go in and I see the single worst thing I have ever seen in my life. I have used dirty public toilets before, I have used public toilets in India before, including their overnight train toilets (there was miraculously no rogue shits on the floor when I used either, perhaps I am loved by a god), but I have never ever seen anything like this. There was a giant mass of shit that had the consistency of near diarrhea that was above the toilet seat rim. A pile, a mass of mushy soft shit with just enough structural integrity to handle its own weight to reach above the toilet seat and not overflow onto it. I don’t know how many people Indian men with the same near-diarrhetic shit was needed to get it this high. You would have to squat on the toilet seat, like they do, to get it that high because there was no butt imprint or any squished edges. Just a giant mushy shit mass that was neatly as wide as the toilet bowel and taller than the seat. As if an elephant had taken a shit in the stall and the poo piled itself that high. But it wasn’t a single elephant, it was several men in a row, because no human could possibly have that much shit inside them. No deathfat could even produce that much at once, let alone be able to squat so the mushy shit was above the rim of the toilet seat in height.

You know how when a toilet clogged and you flush it and the water levels rises suddenly and you get worried its gonna overflow, but then it stops and its fine? Because the toilet bowel gets bigger and you need drastically more water to continue to raise the water level. This toilet was the equivalent of how many litres water that is, but of mushy shit. Perhaps even more since it had to be a solid foundation to hold the shit mass above the toilet seat. So perhaps there was some shit compression going on to create structural integrity.

I feel like I’m not conveying just how tall and just how much mass this shit pile had. Next time you go to the toilet, put the seat down and think how much mass and volume is needed to get something taller that the seat starting at the bottom of the toilet. Do it, stop, think and reflect as I have because its over worldly. It was like walking into a stall and receiving a Lovecraftian revelation of the true state of the world.

On the bright side I’ve since been back to the same maccas late at night (not my idea) and there was no Indians working nights, and it was very clean. Not clean by late night maccas standards but clean clean. Bins neat and empty, tables wiped, toilet clean not that I used it anyway.
 
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