The General Thread

[{o}P II]

Just did a shit that smells exactly like the beach (seaweed, saltwater ,rock pools,)

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I wonder if there is a shirt printing service that would print me a picture
1) with part of it glow-in-the-dark (not fancy, just slap a layer of that glowy crust onto the green part) and
2) without rising a stink about it being a comic book cover.

I already gave up on local services, so I guess USA+my friend who redirects mail to me it is.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Just did a shit that smells exactly like the beach (seaweed, saltwater ,rock pools,)

As a beetislord, sometimes I get pees that smell like buttered popcorn.

 

[Bender]

As a beetislord, sometimes I get pees that smell like buttered popcorn.

Does it taste like buttered popcorn too?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Does it taste like buttered popcorn too?

can't answer that one skippy

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

What's the best way to branch out on KF, and not just post on my own LAWLCOW thread?

 

[FuckedUp]

Yesterday I stumbled upon the song I've been looking for since hearing it in a YouTube video in 2009. Night of Nights

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

A drunk guy gave me a dollar three weeks ago and now wants it back. I wasn't aware it was a loan.

 

[Wojak Moment]

A drunk guy gave me a dollar three weeks ago and now wants it back. I wasn't aware it was a loan.

Give him the dollar back then steal his wallet

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Give him the dollar back then steal his wallet

I'll wait until dusk, then. I am the terror that farts in the night.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

I love this website, its a website of retards making fun of retards both literal and metaphorical

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I wish I could see a movie in a theater without a facediaper on

 

[FuckedUp]

I'm watching Markiplier play Baldi's Basics because I've mentally regressed ~8 years.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'm trying a new ,fancy curry ramen I got from Amazon.

In about 20 minutes I'm going to fart at the neighbors door, the bitch that is still dumping a thing of Pinesol twice a day even though I got the junkie next to her institutionalized on August 2nd and he's not shitting in his bathtub anymore.
I'm gonna drink some milk to add to the mix. I'm serious here. This is gonna stink.

 

[Wojak Moment]

Do people actually drink monster energy and enjoy it?

 

[FuckedUp]

Do people actually drink monster energy and enjoy it?

Yeah. I think it's an acquired taste.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Do people actually drink monster energy and enjoy it?

I'm a big fan of chewing tobacco, tonic water, wormwood liquor and beets. I often take swigs of cold vinegar.

Of course I love energy drinks. I was at a Halloween bar party where they had a big bucket of free Monster, I had about 8 of those before they told me to knock it off.

 

[Bender]

I often take swigs of cold vinegar.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Its delicious. I like the rice vinegar Trader Joe's sells the best.

The orange muscat style, too.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Elaine Benes]

Sorry if this is considered spam (I'll delete it if it is) but some friends and I started a political BTR show.

Windy City Radio Online Radio by WCR Productions

News, politics, and everything in between, live from Chicago.

www.blogtalkradio.com

Mainly lefty politics (with a Leninist as one of the co-hosts) but if anyone wants to call to debate or prank call, feel free. Our next show will probably be Saturday night. You can say nigger or kike or whatever and I'll let it out on the air lol