The General Thread

[Take Your Pills]

Wow the reaction emojis are so much better now. I don’t have to strain my eyes anymore

 

[Sundae]

If the day ever comes when we have the technology to bring back dinosaurs, we should weaponize them and use them for war.

 

[Kiwifarmer2001]

I like the cat posts

 

[Sundae]

I like the cat posts

Here, have some cat vids.

 

[Take Your Pills]

Here is my family’s dog in a tiny Mexican hat

Hope everyone is having a good day

 

[SmallTalk201]

what if x files were made today?

 

[Rancid Flid]

what if x files were made today?

Mulder would be a faggot, Scully a tranny. At least one of them would be black or Asian.

Skinner would be a benevolent Muslim, Krycek a clingy drag kid with a huge collection of Victoria's Secret lingerie that's worn as outerwear.

Cigarette smoking man would be a vaper.

The Lone Gunmen would all be SJW, feminist lesbians who are pro-globalism & open borders.

The aliens would all be upstanding doctors, engineers & scientists who enrich our culture for the better, never cause any problems & assimilate fully into our society.

It would be shit.

 

[AnOminous]

I keep getting a Brave popup ad for "Intel Gamer Days" and read it as "Incel Gamer Days."

 

[beansontoast]

I have a question and I guess it's too dumb and unimportant to ask anywhere else:

what is the "verified kiwileak" badge some people have, what does it mean?

 

[SmallTalk201]

What about a thread on count lustig?

 

[Elysian]

My dad thinks the hacker known as 4chan is a real thing. Or more specifically, the hacking group known as 4chan, and I'm here like "dad it's just an imageboard" and he's like "ALLEGEDLY!"

 

[Trilby]

My dad thinks the hacker known as 4chan is a real thing. Or more specifically, the hacking group known as 4chan, and I'm here like "dad it's just an imageboard" and he's like "ALLEGEDLY!"

That's the irony of the older generation. They can't quite fathom these things outside of personal terms, but then they had never had anything quite like this in their youths before the net.

 

[William]

I had stopped browsing here some months ago for...idk, no particular reason. Something recently sparked my curiosity and here I am remembering why I liked this site so much. Probably still gonna be fairly passive in regards to making posts but this place is still nice.

 

[Sundae]

Ｙｕｍ

 

[Kunt]

Wow the reaction emojis are so much better now. I don’t have to strain my eyes anymore

I'm not too fond of design for disabilities and I think the older ones were much better

 

[Gus]

If I ever lose my livelihood and have to live in a cardboard box, and folks ask me why I live in the box, I'll say it's because I identify as mail. And if I meet any pretty girls along the way, I'll ask if they want to ship me.

 

[duckpickles]

Cat butt

 

[JM 590]

That's the irony if the older generation. They can't quite fathom these things outside of personal terms, but then they had never had anything quite like this in their youths before the net.

Yup, having to explain to my mom exactly what "anonymous" is and how come all the "we are legion" stuff is cringe was fascinating to her. Then again, she'd probably be an internet shitlord if she were born in the 80's, too.

 

[Trilby]

Yup, having to explain to my mom exactly what "anonymous" is and how come all the "we are legion" stuff is cringe was fascinating to her. Then again, she'd probably be an internet shitlord if she were born in the 80's, too.

I bet. My folks were born in the 40's, so their world was shaped by rock 'n roll, Vietnam and all that came about in their lifetimes. My dad is so computer illiterate, I have to pay his bills online for him these days since he has a hard time following instructions.

 

[Sundae]

All these years later, and You Only Move Twice is still one of the best episodes of The Simpsons:

If Hank Scorpio was real, I'd work for him (supervillain or not).