The General Thread

[The Hunter]

I just saw an owl! It was inside of an old oven, and there's eggs in there!

 

[Male]

Perfect time to cook some eggs

 

[The Hunter]

So let's sum up what I've seen on this ranch:

An owl
Faces in the clouds in the setting sun
Incredibly red clouds and the face of Satan

And now there was an emergency weather warning to look out for severe thunder storms in my location. It doesn't help that I see owls as messengers of death.

Oh, and have you guys ever seen lightning in red clouds? Terrifyingly beautiful.

 

[Male]

I've seen a blood red moon.
But never red clouds, that sounds like something from hell.

 

[Bugaboo]

I left for a while and then I came back.
The new pokemon mystery dungeon game out AND I COULDN'T PUT THAT SHIT DOWN

 

[Niachu]

I left for a while and then I came back.
The new pokemon mystery dungeon game out AND I COULDN'T PUT THAT SHIT DOWN

I was wondering where you went.

If I play that game will I get my heart ripped out of my chest like in Time/Darkness?

 

[Bugaboo]

I left for a while and then I came back.
The new pokemon mystery dungeon game out AND I COULDN'T PUT THAT SHIT DOWN

I was wondering where you went.

If I play that game will I get my heart ripped out of my chest like in Time/Darkness?

Perhaps yes.
Perhaps no.
I didn't care because I have a cold heart of stone and care nothing for fictional magic animals

 

[Niachu]

I left for a while and then I came back.
The new pokemon mystery dungeon game out AND I COULDN'T PUT THAT SHIT DOWN

I was wondering where you went.

If I play that game will I get my heart ripped out of my chest like in Time/Darkness?

Perhaps yes.
Perhaps no.
I didn't care because I have a cold heart of stone and care nothing for fictional magic animals

Not even the ones in your sig?

 

[The Hunter]

I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

But yeah, it was hell headed back, and the car had trouble starting up. The thing pretty much fell apart on the ride home too.

 

[Bugaboo]

Not even the ones in your sig?

Nah, they can all die in a hole because someone can just write them back into life in a stupid way like they give birth to themselves or some shit

 

[The Hunter]

@Nia, I'm pretty sure you're watching this blog already, but if you're not, here you go.

 

[spaps]

I've decided to leave this terrible forum. Torturing an autistic man like this is WRONG. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for cyberbullying an autistic man. Can't you see that this man is depressed? He has been hurting for years because of you monsters. I hope I never have to see you terrible people again.

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And, to those of you that believed that, go sit in a corner.
April fools.

 

[The Hunter]

Today is April 2nd, you fucking morons.

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lol, jk, april fools

 

[Fialovy]

Well guys, despite the fact that I was on birth control and we used other precautions...

Yes, Dun, Dun goofed our little Cecilius or little Lenora is due in December.

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For realz, there is no baby, I told you guys that to make it interesting

 

[LM 697]

Wow, I can't believe that Dun is becoming a father. Hopefully you won't betray him and make him feel fed up with this world.

 

[Fialovy]

I would never betray Dun...

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But seriously Dun...
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Unless you somehow impregnated me with your Wonderswan, I'm not pregnant with anyone's child.

 

[Lil]

HOW COULD YOU LOVE HIM

 

[Male]

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME DUN!

 

[The Hunter]

Welp, April's not starting off much differently than last year.

Lost my truck, parent's are back to fighting loud enough for the entire block to hear, I want to drop out of school, I want to move out of this house, away from this city, and outside of this state where nobody will find me, etc, etc. This isn't getting any easier, but at least now I'm less likely to actually take any aggression out on anybody.

 

[The Hunter]

Ate some jalapeños a few minutes ago. Stomach's upset, mouth is tingling, but damn, those were some good jalapeños.

This is what happens when there's no more fajitas in the house.