The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Canned Bread]

1. Teen protests deforestation and gentrification
2. Man ransacks local village in search of food

Stanley Parable? Or the original plot to Bomberman.

The Stanley Parable is correct.

 

[Neil]

I'm sure this isn't it, it's too obscure, but I guess Pathologic.

Nope.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Nope.

Every RPG ever.

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

Greedy man steals some pirate's loot

 

[Rand /pol/]

African tourist contracts malaria.

 

[UE 558]

Greedy man steals some pirate's loot

 

[UE 558]

Long haired faggot learns to succ after having a drink of water

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

African tourist contracts malaria.

Far Cry 2

 

[Bob Page]

Payday, right?

right.

 

[Y2K Baby]

right.

YOU SUCK.

 

[OhGoy]

there's a big ocean, but it's underground

it was sunless sea, btw

 

[Y2K Baby]

it was sunless sea, btw

Biodome.

 

[Bob Page]

Three more, thanks for contributing guys. These are a little harder.

7: You need to run some errands.
8: A girl dreams of eggs.
9: Everyone is really big and they need to die.


Literally all 4 of these describe my last playthrough of Civilization Beyond Earth.

BTW, the answers are Killzone, Starcraft, Homeworld, and GTA 5

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Boy spawns in room and you move around in other rooms.

 

[Burned Man]

almost

The Twin Snakes. Also don't forget to mention Snake literally 360 no scoping Sniper Wolf.

- A group of similarly dressed young men try to catch a train to Coney Island.

 

[HeadbuttEnthusiast]

The Twin Snakes. Also don't forget to mention Snake literally 360 no scoping Sniper Wolf.

- A group of similarly dressed young men try to catch a train to Coney Island.

The Warriors.

A convicted rapist beats up a man half his size.

A prince tells a princess about some things that don't end up happening.

 

[jewelry investor]

The Twin Snakes. Also don't forget to mention Snake literally 360 no scoping Sniper Wolf.

- A group of similarly dressed young men try to catch a train to Coney Island.

Correct

Some virgin invests in real estate.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Some virgin invests in real estate.

Mario Party.

 

[jewelry investor]

Mario Party.

Nope

 

[Y2K Baby]

Nope

Mario Party 2.