Video The Funeral of parkourdude91

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I'd like to see Jace actually attempting parkour instead of just talking about it. For me, he's can'tparkourdude91 until proven otherwise.

If you watch Jace play video games he considers any kind of jumping or rolling parkour. His standard is just so low that if he does a cartwheel he thinks he just did an amazing parkour move. He could raise the bar and have a realistic view of what the action is but then he'd have to admit he can't meet those requirements. It's like when someone outsmarts Jace on Fact Zone he'd rather just loudly state how he's an intellectual rather than admit he was wrong and learn from it. Jace is willfully ignorant of the world because his whole sense of self rests heavily upon lies. Also he already kind of.. like.. has parkour as part of his name so it'd be super awkward to admit he can't actually do it.

 

[Protoman]

I've had to visit cemeteries since I was really, really young - about two or three years old - and one of the first things I learned was that you don't fucking walk on the grave markers. Jace literally has less respect for the dead than a three year old.

Also, the salute Jace does near the end of the video is hand-flat, palm-facing-downwards at about chest height. Gotta wonder if he realizes how similar that is to the nazi salute.

 

[OBAMATRON]

I liked the part where he called the person in the mausoleum a faggot and then tried to break the door with a brick.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

"The sanctity of this place has been fouled."

Who is Jace kidding, though? everybody knows his corpse will end up in a hole upon which a gay bar called "Tavern To The Homosexual Soul Assassin" will be built.

 

[WWWWolf]

I have already constructed his tombstone

I'm not questioning your message, I'm questioning your font choice. (Though I suppose the image generator doesn't support appropriate fonts.)

 

[DeagleDad420]

I'm not questioning your message, I'm questioning your font choice. (Though I suppose the image generator doesn't support appropriate fonts.)

This is fucking fantastic

 

[Judge Holden]

I'm not questioning your message, I'm questioning your font choice. (Though I suppose the image generator doesn't support appropriate fonts.)

I hearby declare this the official winner of the jace tombstones

 

[WWWWolf]

This is fucking fantastic

Why thank you!

I will only add this:

Jace will NOT buy one of those Japanese high-tech tombstones with digital memorial things. No way. Out of the question. ANIME IS GAY.

However, long after Jace has passed, a rumour in an obscure corner of 2ch will surface.

The rumour states that if you go to Jace's gravesite, and push a well-hidden button, it will actually play music.
*doot doot dododo doot doot do dodododo...*

 

[Ahffline]

If you watch Jace play video games he considers any kind of jumping or rolling parkour. His standard is just so low that if he does a cartwheel he thinks he just did an amazing parkour move. He could raise the bar and have a realistic view of what the action is but then he'd have to admit he can't meet those requirements. It's like when someone outsmarts Jace on Fact Zone he'd rather just loudly state how he's an intellectual rather than admit he was wrong and learn from it. Jace is willfully ignorant of the world because his whole sense of self rests heavily upon lies. Also he already kind of.. like.. has parkour as part of his name so it'd be super awkward to admit he can't actually do it.

That's what I think, too, which is why I find his 'parkourdude' handle so hilarious (and why I'd like to see him actually parkouring, instead of a "Stryker's Edge" sort of deal where he flops around and says it's parkour).

Then again, he might seriously injure himself if he tried something athletic, so it's probably for the best if he doesn't. Considering he can't even exit a car without being defeated by the door/snowbank/etc.

 

[DEAGLE 4 LYFE]

I call dibs on his tiger-striped air soft Deagle!

 

[axcel]

Hopefully there's an outdoor speaker attached, forever playing:

Spoiler

 

[Judge Holden]

Hopefully there's an outdoor speaker attached, forever playing:https://youtube.com/watch?v=YhsxMsaKn4w

I have a better idea

Spoiler

 

[Ahffline]

Why thank you!

I will only add this:

Jace will NOT buy one of those Japanese high-tech tombstones with digital memorial things. No way. Out of the question. ANIME IS GAY.

However, long after Jace has passed, a rumour in an obscure corner of 2ch will surface.

The rumour states that if you go to Jace's gravesite, and push a well-hidden button, it will actually play music.
*doot doot dododo doot doot do dodododo...*

This needs to be a creepypasta.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I'm not questioning your message, I'm questioning your font choice. (Though I suppose the image generator doesn't support appropriate fonts.)

You just know people are going to do pilgrimages to this.

 

[BillRiley]

I liked the part where he called the person in the mausoleum a faggot and then tried to break the door with a brick.

The part where he's trying to salute is hilarious. Chimps have a more military bearing than Jace.

 

[Varis]

You just know people are going to do pilgrimages to this.

The wolf cum must flow.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

The only thing that's right is he won't have kids.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

He has no respect for the dead, despite his recent paranormal experiences.

I find this troubling.

 

[XYZpdq]

He has no respect for the dead, despite his recent paranormal experiences.

I find this troubling.

Yeah, for a guy worried about ghosts you'd think he'd be less specifically destructive to final resting places.
Of course this is implying that he remembers he was worried about ghosts.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Past all my Demon Lord things,

Really, he has no respect for the dead on hallowed ground, this is low, even for him.