The Fap Logs: Amanda talks to Jay

[BriarHeart]

I guarantee you this woman is Australian, no two ways about it.
<-Australian

She could be a native-born Australian who relocated to England, like Tim Minchin. It's not beyond the pale.

In either case, I hope her brother's not still living at home, or else he'd better sleep lightly. Hell hath no wrath and so forth.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

She could be a native-born Australian who relocated to England, like Tim Minchin. It's not beyond the pale.

In either case, I hope her brother's not still living at home, or else he'd better sleep lightly. Hell hath no wrath and so forth.

He should invest in a lock for his bedroom door, if he hasn't already got one.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

What I find hilarious about people like this is how they feel they need to make public journal directed at others. I mean if you have a problem with someone and you're already getting flak on the internet...what is the best way to deal with it? Oh yeah, let's make a public journal to tell this person how I feel after he shared my feelings to the public. It's like...circular logic and it hurts my brain. Attention drama llamas....ugh lol.

Seriously, if Amanda is legit, she needs some serious help.

 

[Overcast]

God this guy is so hard to listen to. He's constantly yelling during the conversation.

I haven't even got to fapping part yet, and oh god am I not looking forward to that.

 

[Saney]

God this guy is so hard to listen to. He's constantly yelling during the conversation.

I haven't even got to fapping part yet, and oh god am I not looking forward to that.

This is why I wouldn't mind a transcript. You can't convey the horror that is Jay fapping into writing.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I will literally give someone a 24 carat golden medal if they give us transcripts. Please.

 

[Venusaur]

I will literally give someone a 24 carat golden medal if they give us transcripts. Please.

It would be a good idea, there's so many random bits of information scattered throught the audio files: Jay wanting to snuggle with his mom, not animals. Jay pretending to faint like a damsel, to get out of things. Jay being turned on by hurting his partner with stinging nettle, etc. The info in them would probably aid the people that are managing the Golden-Knight Wiki.

 

[poopbutt]

I'm currently doing a transcript but not for the gold medal.

Question: should I make a new thread for it when it's done?

 

[BriarHeart]

I'm currently doing a transcript but not for the gold medal.

Question: should I make a new thread for it when it's done?

I vote yes. If you're willing to transcribe that screeching fop, effort of that caliber deserves all of the attention it can muster. You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.

 

[Jaimas]

I'm currently doing a transcript but not for the gold medal.

Question: should I make a new thread for it when it's done?

Yes.

 

[ordinarycough]

J: [Sullen] Mmm-hmm. Yeah like in the past two months they've started to quiet down a bit but there was one girl, one woman, named Lisa who was the one Deviant Art and we're still friends but on the other hand she did try to mmmm try to act like she was going to be like my relationship and then someone privately told me, "Hey, this person is posting on his godforsaken horrible [unintelligible] a bunch of trolls." And I said, "Hey, Lisa you betrayed me and this makes me feel SAD."
A: Wow, she did that to you that's horrible.
J: On the other hand we're still good friends and I do my best to be forgiving cause trolls are not--I am, my belief is that everybody means well. We're all human and everything.
A: [Attempts to speak]
J: --we don't disagree arguments ensue because disagreements but--
A: [Attempts to speak]
J: --I believe deep down everybody means well.
A: Wow, that's such a great attitude to have.
J: Thank you.
A: A lot of people are just, get really angry and they'd act like an idiot and just lash out--
J: Mmm-hmm
A: --but that's such a mature way to look at things.

[Cat meows in the background]

J: Yeah, I do get angry but I'm not an idiot.
A: No. [Laughs] Obviously.

 

[Mandaaay]

Amanda was born and raised in Australia and moved to Britain with our family when she was a kid. Jay just never realised her accent wasn't English and didn't care about her childhood.

I'm not even in the same country, so I don't have to worry about sleeping with one eye open. As for the holidays? Well... yeah. I'd better.

Thank you for doing the transcripts, Poopbutt!

 

[jackopalkia]

Amanda was born and raised in Australia and moved to Britain with our family when she was a kid. Jay just never realised her accent wasn't English and didn't care about her childhood.

I'm not even in the same country, so I don't have to worry about sleeping with one eye open. As for the holidays? Well... yeah. I'd better.

Thank you for doing the transcripts, Poopbutt!

Lol I think if Jay came to Australia he would have a tough time....
Honestly its good that you are looking out for your sister though... but would you ever confront him yourself and talk to him?
Or do you think he would be to chicken shit to even talk to you?

 

[Ryker]

Lol I think if Jay came to Australia he would have a tough time....

He would indeed. Australians do not suffer self-serving bull-shitters gladly. It is a cultural trait of ours.

 

[jackopalkia]

He would indeed. Australians do not suffer self-serving bull-shitters gladly. It is a cultural trait of ours.

Damn straight

 

[Mandaaay]

Lol I think if Jay came to Australia he would have a tough time....
Honestly its good that you are looking out for your sister though... but would you ever confront him yourself and talk to him?
Or do you think he would be to chicken shit to even talk to you?

Sure, I'd talk to him if he were man enough to talk to me. I think he probably would agree if Amanda asked it of him, but I think if I hurt his little feelings he'd bail out pretty quick.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Sure, I'd talk to him if he were man enough to talk to me. I think he probably would agree if Amanda asked it of him, but I think if I hurt his little feelings he'd bail out pretty quick.

You have your chance now

 

[jackopalkia]

You have your chance now

I think the recordings are still secret if Jay knows then his sister will know its best to play it safe for now until she finds out.

That being said it would be interesting to see a confronting

 

[Furina]

Amanda was born and raised in Australia and moved to Britain with our family when she was a kid. Jay just never realised her accent wasn't English and didn't care about her childhood.

I'm not even in the same country, so I don't have to worry about sleeping with one eye open. As for the holidays? Well... yeah. I'd better.

Thank you for doing the transcripts, Poopbutt!

I was truing to figure out her accent actually. It's English but with an obvious Australian bend. I couldn't bring myself to listen too much of it because of Jay's shrieking so I didn't pick up on the mix at first.
Amanda's got a pretty sweet voice which makes Jay's sound all the more annoying. He's got that volume control problem that the mentally retarded usually have. He just shouts out whatever is in his head without thinking what the other person is hearing. He doesn't so much talk to people as he throws the words at them.

I also find that the general way he talks is like some sort of imitation of normal human speech. Chris has this problem too but pulls it off a lot better. He sounds monotonous and has to "turn on" his emotional speech when required. Jay has more natural emotion in his voice but they all seem a bit off. Nothing he says sounds right. Also, he sounds a like cat in a toilet bowl.

 

[For The Internet]

It's just a kind of 'posh' (for lack of a better descriptor) Australian accent. Somewhere between a regular Aussie accent and received pronunciation. It's not English at all. It's just confusing because it's not as broad as the average Aussie accent. My guess is that Amanda went to some pretty well-to-do schools in her formative years.