I have a brother that is exactly the kind of bethesda consoomer you're thinking of, when I showed him the same post, he looked at me in complete hopelessness.
How about replacing all quests written by human hands with radial quest?
As I pointed out yesterday, bethesda never gave a shit about maces and axes, but really, this didn't start in skyrim, Oblivion was guilty of this too, base game gave you Goldbrand and Chillrend, insanely broken swords with incredibly good base damage, enchantment and dps, this is without counting stuff with actual utility like Ebony blade or even Blackwater blade.
For good blunt weapons, the only 2 unique iteme like are either weak (volendrung) or have worthless/non-functional enchantment (mace of molag balls), Rockshatter and Hatred heart are the best thing you can get your hand on, one is a much worse version of Chillrend, the other few people even know it exists.
For DLCs? Well, the sword of the crusader is great while the mace is dogshit, Nerveshatter has a non-functional enchantment and Shadowrend has a sword variant.
Worse than Oblivion's treatment of blunts is the treatment of 2 handed weapons, with Shadowrend beign the only 2 handed weapon worth of note.