🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Sheryl Nome]

Ethan and Co are autistic enough to take everything stated here to heart. I don't know how Ethan lives with himself if he constantly reads posts bad mouthing him.

Ethan is going to end up the same way as Byran Dunn

 

[Theodorus]

I mean this thread is like 90% trolling, they do realize that right. We are poking these people because they are thin skinned f-slurs and grifters. It's mostly just been fun, PPP has gone full fucking troll mode and isn't even trying to be serious anymore. I mean these people are beyond irk, they are seriously wounded. Wow. No one made you call yourself the "Prom King" as a way to try to insult PPP, it was incredibly cringe and we are going to use it on you for the rest of your life.

I hate to post so many images. I'll make this one tiny, but I could only imagine this picture and read it in Boxxy's voice. Kinda gay to go around talking about whose gone "FULL FUCKING TROLL MODE" and how "we are totally trolling these guys for the lulz.

@oddish might approve however

 

[Gangster Talk]

As in, it makes it even worse for the "oh well it's just a spoof defense" than me declaring it was before the stream. I knew something felt off about the time zone conversion when it came out that way, but just figured it was my memory being shit.

Luckily, in the stream at the very end they focus on Null's post, so even if the video goes down there's receipts. The post timestamp is minutes after the archival time, so it was right in the middle of it. The evidence is pretty solid but it takes a second to understand, so I think they're just going to plug their ears and screech over it.

 

[Coffee Anon]

Jim is nowhere near Spoony level excuses and won't be until Jade leaves him.

So you're saying PPP should call up Jade to cuck Jim?

 

[Lards and Lasses]

friendship with the farms = ended???

"i think parts of the farms have taken a dive in quality tbh"

jokes on you nigger, we were always this exceptional.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Why do you think he drinks so much?

Life must be shit for him. Dad may have been an alcoholic.

 

[Perspicacity]

I hate to post so many images. I'll make this one tiny, but I could only imagine this picture and read it in Boxxy's voice.

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Are we going to reach this level?

I expect a full news story about alogs from kiwifarms.

 

[Simulacrum]

Jim is nowhere near Spoony level excuses and won't be until Jade leaves him.

How do we know that she didn't already left for Canada to join PPP's cult as one of his concubine?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

So you're saying PPP should call up Jade to cuck Jim?

PPP would have to get Jim's dick out of his throat first

 

[Guntleman]

"i think parts of the farms have taken a dive in quality tbh"

jokes on you nigga, we were always this exceptional.

Dick is always out of touch. He has never browsed this site outside of the Maddox thread.

 

[New to the autism]

Dont forget Mersh.

To be fair its reallllllly easy to forget about Mersh. Lol his twitter apology to Dick seemed kinda gay as well guess he didnt clean it up well enough in his mind.

 

[GameDevAnon]

PPP is actively declaring war on the entire IBS community. Every single one of these cold-take grifters. None of them can handle it. They have all excuses why they can't meet him head on. Meanwhile ppp runs circles around them at all hours of the day and night, sober and intoxicated, nothing can stop him.

Never fuck with a dude who can drink 2 40s of Old English in an hour and not only remain completely coherent, but actually become MORE coherent.

 

[Coffee Anon]

ESOTERIC PPPISM: THE DESTRUCTION OF DICK MASTERSON BY LORD PPP AND OTHER STALE OLD NEWS.

www.youtube.com

New stream

 

[Rotollo]

ESOTERIC PPPISM: THE DESTRUCTION OF DICK MASTERSON BY LORD PPP AND OTHER STALE OLD NEWS.

www.youtube.com

New stream

Nah that primer shit means it's prerecorded, maybe PPP is starting to plan these wrap ups or some shit

 

[Theodorus]

To be fair its reallllllly easy to forget about Mersh.

Wait Mersh is an actual person and not some weird variation of Jewsh? Intriguing. The possibilities. Imagine.

 

[GameDevAnon]

ESOTERIC PPPISM: THE DESTRUCTION OF DICK MASTERSON BY LORD PPP AND OTHER STALE OLD NEWS.

www.youtube.com

New stream

This is NEVER going to end. Are you reading this Dick, Gayder, Ralph, and Fagmenco? You're here forever. This is your life now. All of you now live solely to be mocked by the adherents of esoteric pppism. Forever.

 

[Captain Manning]

Love it how PPP is taking cheap shots at Metokur in the open, but raging at Leopirate much more privately.

 

[AutismAwareness]

Life must be shit for him. Dad may have been an alcoholic.

Ralphs mentioned his mothers on dialysis on a few streams. Alcoholism and obesity seems to run in the family.

 

[GameDevAnon]

friendship with the farms = ended???

"Joking about being prom king to pwn a fatty."
Yeah, that's why we have his fucking high school yearbook pictures of him AS the homecoming king. What an elaborate joke. Dick travelled back in time, and planted those photos in yearbook committee's office. Top tier troll, Dick.

 

[Garth]

ESOTERIC PPPISM: THE DESTRUCTION OF DICK MASTERSON BY LORD PPP AND OTHER STALE OLD NEWS.

www.youtube.com

New stream

Greatly appreciating the use of clips from "The Holy Mountain" in the background. Pure kino.

"Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds."