🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Leibowitz]

Is it really simp texting if he's actually banging the chick?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I suppose the first question I have for all of this is why did Jesse think sending out the texts would work? I remember seeing this unfold in real time, was so utterly confused by it I assumed there was some sort of retarded deep lore and didn't look into it anymore as I had better things to do at the time. Was Jesse trying to tie this in with Jarbo the Hutt's album dropping? Was this really some sort of gotcha like Metokur said? It's all so weird and so gay.

 

[Reverend]

Christ these grown fucking men act like 12 old girls in middle school with the sheer amount of catty bullshit and he said/she said nonsense to fill a goddamn Telonovella for an entire season.

The sooner all these dimwits fade into oblivion the better, except Dear Leeder of course.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

So this is all about ethics in simp texting?

And people getting caught in the crossfire of a few massive parties of chimps flinging shit at each other, of course.

 

[Love Machine]

Good thread. Zoom is the part the cracks me up the most because he was the only one I have heard nothing about since stream.me(rip) got fucked.

 

[Zodiac]

This is so stupid, I can't believe this is still going on at all. They're truly trying to make this into something bigger than what it is.

 

[Hamilton Burger]

Finally a post-IBS shitshow that has a little for everyone to enjoy - and it's peaking just in time for the weekend. Great work OP! Big thank for tying the autism into a decent package.

 

[MemeGrey]

basically gaslighted

My one issue with the OP is you say this but give no examples of them gaslighting Jesse.

 

[HonestJohn2376]

You know Dick's a retard when even a dropout sped like Destiny makes him look bad.

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[Archeopthryx]

So they still haven't caught on to our salami slicing scheme with NP2? Good. Great.

The check's in the mail.

 

[Gangster Talk]

I suppose the first question I have for all of this is why did Jesse think sending out the texts would work? I remember seeing this unfold in real time, was so utterly confused by it I assumed there was some sort of exceptional deep lore and didn't look into it anymore as I had better things to do at the time. Was Jesse trying to tie this in with Jarbo the Hutt's album dropping? Was this really some sort of gotcha like Metokur said? It's all so weird and so gay.

He explained himself by saying that sometimes he'll just do things he thinks are funny without really thinking about it much just to see what would happen. Credit where credit is due, he definitely did... something.

 

[Horus]

Very good post! Anyways, I am super disapointed with Rackets in this one. I like the guy and watch his content, but he failed to control his stream in any meaningful way. It reminded me of the uttter chaos that was Metokur's IBS apocalypse stream.

Had Nick just used the mute button a few times, we might have got some sort of resolution to the situation, instead of spergs yelling for 3 hours.

 

[010101]

tl;dr Dick, Nick and a bunch of ultratards have an e-slapfight, the ultratards win?

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

So, E-drama is Zoom's dopamine? What a fag.

 

[Love Machine]

That Rekeita stream was funnier then a barrel of monkeys, I dont think anyone of us could have planned that better ourselves.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I find PPP grating and irritating more than any other internet puhrsunalitee, and he's ruining Godwinson who was quite funny before that faggot.
If Dick manages to pull pussy with those lines, then I officially know nothing about picking up women.
Anyone who picks spergy texts to some hoe as their hill to die on is retarded.

 

[Revo]

I hope this internet autistic slap fight will be stopped .
It's getting ridiculous right now.

 

[epigenes]

caring about e-celebs is gay. caring about whether people are able to monetize their internet fame is gay and has been for years, even though it was popular before.
the takeaways here:
- godwinson is a faggot for continuing to care about the success of others
- jim is a hypocrite for previously criticizing monetization of e-fame (see his prior comments on spoony) but eventually doing it himself, but his new position on it is not bad in and of itself and he continues to be entertaining
- dick can be very funny and entertaining but his performance in the debate with PPP was extremely poor and made him look like an child
- it is against josh's interest to criticize dick over new project 2 considering its utility in keeping kiwi farms running, whether he has personal affections which make him less inclined to criticize dick or others in his circle is irrelevant
- jesse from pod awful is a faggot, as is anyone who attempts gay ops
- zoom is a massive sped
- nicky rackets is good at explaining legal stuff in layman's terms but bad at controlling stream guests
- ralph is a gunt
anything else?

 

[karz]

This is all retarded internet sperging about a "Chad" who did what most, if not all straight men do when they're not married - flirt.
I'm unaware if Dick is currently dating anyone at the moment, but I'll assume he isn't.
It was embarrassing, yes, but it's not worth any more than having a good chuckle and moving on.
Everyone attacking Dick for this manufactured gayop e-drama is just as exceptional as the people "defending" Dick (of whom, some have vested interest in doing so).

 

[Spergichu]

Even after reading through all of this, I still have no idea what’s going on.