The coming Cat Plague: Your cat is almost certainly going to die.

[whatever I feel like]

I feel compelled to warn you all that the current bird flu epidemic that kills birds but does very little to humans believes that cats are birds and kills all of them. At a minimum it causes "severe neurological issues" aka makes them retarded. Be forewarned. Do not feed them raw milk, wild caught live game or uncooked poultry. And if you, yourself, are even mildly sick please do not cough on them.

Thank you.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I can kill you with money pox first.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Good thing I'm team dog.

 

[Towoman]

NOOOO BUT WHO WILL NOW EAT MY PLANTS AND KICK OVER THE VASES??

 

[Joe Swanson]

Do not feed them raw milk

Cats are lactose intolerant anyways, you shouldn't even be feeding them milk

 

[isalaide]

Cats are lactose intolerant anyways, you shouldn't even be feeding them milk

You have to hide the colour of the antifreeze with something

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Hurt my cats and I will Debt of Honor Fauci's house.

@Cats expert please weight in

At a minimum it causes "severe neurological issues" aka makes them retarded

Orange cats unaffected.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I'll give my cat a little shirt, pants, and cowboy hat. The virus will think he's human and leave him alone, and I'll find it adorable, so two birds one stone.

 

[Smokeski]

thanks for putting this out there. i dont own cats but i think its a good thing that cat people might see this. if anything happened to my dog id be beside myself.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Joke's on you, my cats are already dead.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

No it won't. Read how diseases evolve, just like the Chinese virus went from killing like 5% of people over 80 to killing 0.1% of people over 80. Stop buying into leftist fearmongering over bird flu.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Don't let your cats outside. They kill threatened and endangered song birds, they get ticks and fleas, and will be killed either by being run over or by wild predators. Cats are an invasive species and should only live inside your home.

 

[Enig]

Wow I can't believe infected birds just became sapient and picked my doorlocks and gave my 100% fulltime indoor cat flying HIV.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Don't let your cats outside. They kill threatened and endangered song birds, they get ticks and fleas, and will be killed either by being run over or by wild predators. Cats are an invasive species and should only live inside your home.

Parroting that narrative about cats being an invasive species killing da songbirds is literally what the WEF wants since they want to use ecofag bullshit to ban pet ownership. No thanks, those nice feral cats I feed will continue to enjoy their bird snacks in between me feeding them.

Wow I can't believe infected birds just became sapient and picked my doorlocks and gave my 100% fulltime indoor cat flying HIV.

Finally you're understanding why we need lockdowns lockdowns lockdowns ASAP!

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Thank you.

No, thank you. Doing God's work here.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Just make your cat wear a mask. Safe and effective!

 

[WonderWino]

Good thing I'm team dog.

So.... rather than dying of a bird flu plague the dog will die of white girl aids then?

 

[Cats]

@Cats expert please weight in



Orange cats unaffected.

Press Conference is scheduled for later in the day, after all the facts have been investigated.

 

[Point and Laugh]

My cat is already a retard and scared of the outdoors. Maybe there needs to be a culling of feral cats that people let out whenever. They’re a plague on native species.