The Bear Hammer Containment Zone – All Opinions Welcome - bear hammer hate thread

[bear hammer]

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In an attempt to keep the Alex Hogendorp and Tiffany threads free from bear hammer hate and keep them on topic, I have made this thread for all of your bear hammer hate needs.

Do you think he’s a much needed voice of reason in a sea of shitposting? Or do you think he’s a terminally online narcissist who accidentally turned his life into a side thread? Maybe both? Maybe neither?

Post your bear hammer hot takes, your coldest reads, your favorite bear hammer moments, or just scream into the void. Argue with me, analyze me, or just throw tophat stickers at me.

Let the debate begin.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

bro who are you

 

[PonderosaPete]

What kind of hammer does a bear use?

 

[Hoi Polloi]

If Dear Feeder had asked for more than $100 would you have still paid to be unbanned? What's the most you'd have paid?

 

[clara red bottoms]

What kind of hammer does a bear use?

a claw hammer

 

[Kornheiser]

I only know bear computer.

 

[bear hammer]

If Dear Feeder had asked for more than $100 would you have still paid to be unbanned? What's the most you'd have paid?

Honestly, probably not. $100 already felt like paying a ransom to get out of Kiwi Farms for a pretty bullshit ban. If he had asked for more, I would’ve seriously reconsidered and maybe just embraced being a forum ghost that came back once in a while.

Most I’d maybe have paid? Like $500 max.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

This will be a fun thread. If you haven’t @bear hammer , I’d post this in the Alex thread as well

 

[Soup Sammiches]

The way I see it there's 3 possibilities. A hammer made from a bear, a hammer used to hit bears or a hammer that a bear uses. I'm not sure which one I'm hoping is right.

 

[Axiom.]

You're such an attention whore, nigga.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

bro who are you

very retarded

 

[bear hammer]

You're such an attention whore, nigga.

I was literally asked to do this, blame the tiffany thread for suggesting it.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

I was literally asked to do this, blame the tiffany thread for suggesting it.

If the ZOEY thread (her name is Zoey, Tiffany died! A real Zoeynigger would know that!) suggested that you , would you??

 

[Endless Torment]

You really do deserve that triangle. I have nothing against you nor am part of your retarded slap fight, but use common sense and stop continuing this retarded fight.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You deserve the abuse you call down upon yourself.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The way I see it there's 3 possibilities. A hammer made from a bear, a hammer used to hit bears or a hammer that a bear uses. I'm not sure which one I'm hoping is right.

What if it's a brand name hammer made by a company named Bear?

 

[Axiom.]

I was literally asked to do this, blame the tiffany thread for suggesting it.

Since you're still trying to keep peace with me, I'm going to give you some advice, please do not be a lolcow and reject my advice.
I understand that can be a hard concept but just read what I have to say, just for once.
Ahem, learn to shut the fuck up and know that not everything that's "on-topic" has to be said unless there is genuine information about a lolcow. Whenever I see you post, it's a thinly veiled off-topic post about you disguised as a on-topic post about a lolcow, keep it about them than yourself.
This thread was made to fuck with you and people will continue to fuck with you because you keep giving people who fuck with you attention.

 

[RCRA/CERCLA/GOONER]

How did you come up with your user name? @bear hammer

 

[bear hammer]

Since you're still trying to keep peace with me, I'm going to give you some advice, please do not be a lolcow and reject my advice.
I understand that can be a hard concept but just read what I have to say, just for once.
Ahem, learn to shut the fuck up and know that not everything that's "on-topic" has to be said unless there is genuine information about a lolcow. Whenever I see you post, it's a thinly veiled off-topic post about you disguised as a on-topic post about a lolcow, keep it about them than yourself.
This thread was made to fuck with you and people will continue to fuck with you because you keep giving people who fuck with you attention.

Appreciate the advice, genuinely, but this thread isn’t that deep. It was made for fun, to keep the main threads clean, and it'll probably get nuked in five minutes anyway. I'm not under any illusion that it's some grand gesture of forum diplomacy. People are gonna fuck with me either way, might as well keep it contained to one place instead of bleeding into every thread I post in. It's not that serious.

How did you come up with your user name? @bear hammer

I just put the first two immedate words I thought of when trying to come up with a user name for this account.

 

[Burekbossman]

Whoo hoo, I caused a thread! I'm sure thus will never ever bite me in the ass later on.