🐮 Lolcow Terry Carl Bone / Kit Bone / Kit B Witchery / nonbinaryfaeriewitch / cherrythegoodwitch - magickal man in a dress

[Owlflaps]

No one here is mad but you, fat boy. We're all laughing.
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"Die mad about it." Is the most hilariously ironic thing all SJWs like to say.

 

[AJ 447]

I just realized that Terry actually misgendered me here. I don't care, because I don't get bothered by stupid shit, but still, pretty hypocritical on his part.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

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I just realized that Terry actually misgendered me here. I don't care, because I don't get bothered by stupid shit, but still, pretty hypocritical on his part.

I don't know why all the cows think all Kiwis are white Republican men posting in a rage from their moms basements. (which is pretty funny from Terry, seeing as he's closer to 30 than 20 and he still lives with his mommy). I guess it's the same reason they group us with 4chan, in fucking 2018. Because it's easier to make us a faceless e-boogieman than to look at their own shit and go 'why are so many people laughing at me'.

(Lady Kiwi checking in )

 

[Barbarella]

They were just (sometimes) gay dudes who liked to party and dress up as a chick and even do it better at times. I miss drag queens. Come back to us, Eddie Izzard!

I do love Eddie but I think he’d call himself a transvestite rather than a drag queen. Willam Belli is my fav hilarious drag queen.

I could see this guy fitting in with that group if he ever got over himself, but he’d have to be able to take a joke and even make them at his expense. And wear a wig, which is way more uncomfortable than shaving.

(Lady Kiwi checking in )

Ditto. I guess it makes them feel better to think we’re all 19 year old dudebros sitting in our parent’s basement drinking the Dew, because then they don’t have to look at themselves. Why, some of us might even have spent a night or twenty dancing through blisters in our stilleto heels. Louboutins, of course. Most uncomfortable motherfucking shoes on the planet.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

All you meanie doo-doo heads with your low vibrations, clouding up the happy vibe. Love and light is what you need! I mean, I hope you fuck off and die angry and miserable, but until then send out a deep breath into the world and dance in the sunlight, sweeties!

Come on, Terry. Drop the woo for a moment. Everyone gets angry - and that's okay. You're human too. You don't have to hide your rage behind gauzy scarves and patchouli smoke. Let it all out, perhaps even 'as authentically and unapologetically as possible'.

I think this guy is kinda sweet, actually. He's trying so hard not to be the usual troon fat middle-aged dude in slutty girls' underwear who wants to be a stereotypical teenaged thot. Shame he's basing his female persona on yet another tired old girlie stereotype, but at least he's nowhere near as stomach-churning as the likes of Locria, Greta or Tim. I mean, which 'witch' would you rather choose - this guy or fat Phil (ADF)?

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

Bro he looks like a sex offender.
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Ah yes, the pedophile glasses. A+ choice, Terry.

He uses the same photo filter as Sophie Labill, doesn't he?

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

I just googled it. Apparently womb and vagina envy are a "real" thing. I know anything linked to feminism is a hot topic of debate, but it honestly explains a lot.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I've not read the whole thread yet, but goddamn I guess Big Gay Al got roofied by a woman back in the 90s!

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

All these fluffy bunny wiccans really perplex me. Honestly. Their feeds are All "I am so special!" "Most empathic person evar!" And then "die angry" and "fuckboy trolls". At least be honest with yourself that you aren't a fluffy happy "Blessings! Uwu" person all the time.

And what is wrong with being a gay dude who likes to dress like a girl every once in a while??? Terry would most likely be a very lucrative drag queen if he tried.... wait. That means TRYING. ugh.

 

[Nekromantik]

What ever filter he's using pushed him far into the uncanny valley and it's off putting as fuck.

 

[AJ 447]

yaaassssss kween #slay

 

[Owlflaps]

yaaassssss kween #slay
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He would look like a convincing woman if I saw him about a mile or more away.

 

[Monolith]

He would look like a convincing woman if I saw him about a mile or more away.

Maybe through a lot of photoshop too.

 

[BScCollateral]

Maybe through a lot of photoshop too.

Maybe through a blindfold?

I wonder how accurately cosmetic surgeons can predict results, and if they force prospective clients to look at extrapolations. "This is what you'll look like. A tent pitched at the bottom of the Uncanny Valley."

Don't get me wrong; I wouldn't want to look like me, but I didn't need surgery to get here.

 

[OG 666]

Some recent updates from our friend.

 

[Dumb Sergal]

Looks HORRIBLE without the hairwig and unshaven face. My MTF trans friend looks a million times better (by my standards that is) and has 1) had bottom surgery, 2) HRT for extended period of time and 3) a full length set of shoulder length hair so none of this wig bullshit. That and she puts actual effort into looking nice every day. She may not have the budget of a model MTF transgender would have but she does a damn good job.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

Looks HORRIBLE without the hairwig and unshaven face. My MTF trans friend looks a million times better (by my standards that is) and has 1) had bottom surgery, 2) HRT for extended period of time and 3) a full length set of shoulder length hair so none of this wig bullshit. That and she puts actual effort into looking nice every day. She may not have the budget of a model MTF transgender would have but she does a damn good job.

Terry'd have to wear a wig anyway, no matter how much estrogen he theoretically takes, it won't restore the hairline he's lost.

I'm Mad on the Internet, but how he puts on a little makeup and sits there with his MPB and masculine face "I'M TOTALLY A GIRL, WHY CAN'T YOU TELL" pisses me the fuck off. A bunch of straight men playing dress up for what I've been lead to believe are for misogynistic reasons (people like Terry, Greta, Toren) make overtly misogynist comments about their mangled genitals (stinkditch) and don't want to be a girl, they want to look like a girl but have the perks of being a man and be better than natal women. They've got the douche-frat chauvinist attitude while growing out their hair and chopping off their dicks. At least they're sterile now.

 

[AJ 447]

This, posted right after that Jokeresque makeup selfie, is a little too creepy.

Also, he says in the hashtags here that someone tried to curse him? LOL, I need details on this one.

 

[OG 666]

Some recent updates from our favorite witch.

tl;dr - FUCK the PATRIARCHY I can have a BEARD and a RECEDING HAIRLINE and still be a WOMAN!!! But also why the FUCK does everyone keep staring at me? Stop extracting my emotional labor!!!

 

[Billy_Sama]

Some recent updates from our favorite witch.

tl;dr - FUCK the PATRIARCHY I can have a BEARD and a RECEDING HAIRLINE and still be a WOMAN!!! But also why the FUCK does everyone keep staring at me? Stop extracting my emotional labor!!!

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Now the proper pronoun for that is ugly.