Team Fortress 2 - Hat Fortress 2: America's #1 War-themed Hat Simulator

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neglect is malicious
It is, but much harder to prove to people, it's easy to say someone beat their children with pipes, it's another to say "they never talk to me, they only bring me out when they feel like making money, all they give me is hand me downs as gifts" etc, it's all fucking second layer shit where's just enough obscurity where people can give them the benefit of the doubt and go "hey look, they still care about their game!" (ignoring all the game franchises they do FUCKING NOTHING FOR)
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Played every map. My thoughts:
-Dryfield: trash. Too open, a good sniper can shutdown everything in 2 areas. The flanks are either cramped tunnels or the aformentioned open space. Sub-par layout. plus, its KOTH that is 'built to focus on deathmatch' (taken straight from the workshop page). You will NEVER see this map played again after the summer season is over.
-Camp Saxton: halloween reskin without any gimmick to compensate. KOTH. Garbo.
-Shorelight: more KOTH shit. Too small. It's just viaduct between-point-and-spawn area with a shittier middle.
-Redwood: gimmick bait. Anyone who jerks off over it outs themselves as new. The ziplines are just mannpower grapples - jumping anywhere near them hooks you to them. First half is actually good, second half turns to shit where the verticality isn't done well. You might see this played past summer but will probably be one of those maps where half the server leaves and no one joins.
-Premuda: genuinely one of the worst maps I've ever played. Act 3 is seriously fucked; the first point's sightlines are egregious, second point is so absurd and convoluted it's insane - and bugged, since the sentries target through the windows and try to shoot through it but they can't. Hallways to dead ends, staircases to unnecessary chokes. Frame drops out the ass. Demolition-tier terrible, avoid like the fucking plague.
-Mojave: probably the best of the bunch. I can see this map being played somewhat regularly after summer, although it isn't fantastic or anything.

In short: too much KOTH, typical cramped confused layout that seems prevalent since 2020. Just terrible.
 
Redwood is the single most insulting thing I have seen in this game in fucking years.
Of course it looks straight out of overwatch, why are they fighting in the middle of a tourist forest? A single fake tree radio tower. There is no other computers or facilities like ya know, every other map has to show its a base or intelligence operation. The even better part is the fucking gimmick, cause everything needs a gimmick now, a fucking rope the flings you around the map like the grappling hook. Fuck any movement balancing or skill lets swing around this forrest like a bunch of nigger monkeys because faggots on reddit will giggle like retards and updoot. I genuinely hope the nigger-retards who made that map get molested.
 
You guys should stick to community servers, but even those are sadly dying.
 
Its important to know that Valve is running off the sheer momentum of their glory days of the early 2010s. The tf2 updates... yearly 10/10 game releases... the ebic 75% off steam sales... the minigames... the gaben...

All these things are long gone, and its the memories of those good times and unblemished record that keeps people strung along for the ride as it slowly but surely decellerates. Only news you hear about Valve these days is controversy, frustration, and their CEO buying mansions and yachts. Boy, sure sounds like every other big corpo now huh? Valve knows this, im certain of it, and at some point in some shady boardroom meeting they decided that the best action would to never again do anything risky so that nothing could possibly slow the ride down any further than its already going.
 
You will never be a real update. You have no new features, you have no balance changes, no quickplay. You are a homosexual content pack twisted by workshoppers into a crude mockery of a real TF2 update. All the "validation" you get is from fresh installs who never experienced the game in its glory days. Your fanbase is disgusted and ashamed of you.
 
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