💼 Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It's delightful to see supporters of #Dropkiwifarms DROP like moths to candlelight.

Nice list, though you forgot Ben Collins, who got sacked from his NBC News job and is now running a site (The Onion) that hasn't been relevant since 2005.

 

[Berrakh]

Self-reported victimization is correlated with narcissism.

 

[BigUUUU]

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https://x.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1841137473646444986

As a reminder, the Washington Post started an "investigation" 1.5 months ago, after TayTay called Biden a war criminal and then lied to her editor about it. I assume the coverup was worse than the crime, especially since it was reported on by NPR.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19098835
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19102788
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19106026
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19106846

This ""exiting"" seems to be the result. I assume WaPo has also just been looking for an excuse to get rid of her, lol.
Poor TayTay! Now she's been reduced to a mere Substack blogger and Youtuber.

Yet another #DropKiwiFarms zealot getting their comeuppance.

“Please subscribe”
This bitch, isn’t her family absolutely loaded? Why the fuck should anyone subscribe to her blog?

 

[Rudy Coleman]

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https://x.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1841137473646444986

As a reminder, the Washington Post started an "investigation" 1.5 months ago, after TayTay called Biden a war criminal and then lied to her editor about it. I assume the coverup was worse than the crime, especially since it was reported on by NPR.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19098835
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19102788
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19106026
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19106846

This ""exiting"" seems to be the result. I assume WaPo has also just been looking for an excuse to get rid of her, lol.
Poor TayTay! Now she's been reduced to a mere Substack blogger and Youtuber.

Yet another #DropKiwiFarms zealot getting their comeuppance.

>please consider buying a subscription to support my work

 

[GarthVader]

I feel sorry for her cats.

 

[The Hardest R]

I subscribe to the idea that she either had blackmail material on senior staff at WaPo or they just thought the optics of firing her would be too bad.
Her dad's also a rich dude who may or may not be funding the paper to cover up marketing shortages, dunno. He's probably the only reason she has a college degree.

Those with the right connections get an appallingly high number of second chances. I think her more recent vocal support of Palestine is related to her going to the Substack ghetto.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Remember that her family legitimately killed the Internet Archive by refusing to archive the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Those with the right connections get an appallingly high number of second chances. I think her more recent vocal support of Palestine is related to her going to the Substack ghetto.

Well, even people like Taylor will run out of luck sooner or later. She's been at The Business Insider, The Daily Beast, The New York Times and now Washington Post. You don't get the impression she ever parts with anyone on good terms or even drive a lot of traffic either, so I'm not sure that anyone from those would give her glowing reviews.

Add that she's turning 40 in October, even if she's trying to deny it and her entire schtick was that she's a "young woman into technology" (not really, I've never seen her write anything relevent but that's her con). Maybe Ben Collins can hire her at The Onion (though I doubt he has the budget).

 

[datura_binge]

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https://x.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1841137473646444986

As a reminder, the Washington Post started an "investigation" 1.5 months ago, after TayTay called Biden a war criminal and then lied to her editor about it. I assume the coverup was worse than the crime, especially since it was reported on by NPR.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19098835
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19102788
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19106026
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19106846

This ""exiting"" seems to be the result. I assume WaPo has also just been looking for an excuse to get rid of her, lol.
Poor TayTay! Now she's been reduced to a mere Substack blogger and Youtuber.

Yet another #DropKiwiFarms zealot getting their comeuppance.

Guys who the fuck designed that logo, a 1994 Nickelodeon designer?

 

[AnOminous]

TayTay explains why she's a "controversial" figure. Spoiler: She blames it entirely on the avocado toast thing. Such a blatant liar.
Here's the link, but I don't recommend watching the video. The person she talked to was panting into the mic the entire time in a really disgusting way.

This whore is talking about "journalistic ethics?" Isn't that some neo-Nazi talk?

Also isn't it like Mongo from Blazing Saddles talking about table manners?

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I think it's healthy for senior citizens to start new projects and I think a Substack is the kind of low intensity work that will help mitigate Taylor's dementia. It's the kind of work an elderly woman can do in a diaper and I'm glad to see it. Kudos to her caregivers for finding the right activity to occupy her Golden years!

 

[BigUUUU]

I feel sorry for her cats.

Don’t worry about them, bossman. Those guys’ll always be eating fat, especially if she passes out drinking boxed wine in her apartment, chokes on her own vomit and dies.

 

[Glowie]

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https://x.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1841137473646444986

As a reminder, the Washington Post started an "investigation" 1.5 months ago, after TayTay called Biden a war criminal and then lied to her editor about it. I assume the coverup was worse than the crime, especially since it was reported on by NPR.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19098835
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19102788
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19106026
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/post-19106846

This ""exiting"" seems to be the result. I assume WaPo has also just been looking for an excuse to get rid of her, lol.
Poor TayTay! Now she's been reduced to a mere Substack blogger and Youtuber.

Yet another #DropKiwiFarms zealot getting their comeuppance.

Do you believe in karma? I certainly do even more so now. Justice prevails after a long struggle. Kiwifarms still stands, it feels good.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Those with the right connections get an appallingly high number of second chances. I think her more recent vocal support of Palestine is related to her going to the Substack ghetto.

Specifically it's not vocal support of Palestine that would have get her into trouble. It's that her support is embarrassingly one note and has none of the nuance a professional writer (or grown adult) is expected to have.

I mean not to go full politicsperging here but let's just agree that the Israel-Middle East crisis is complicated and ugly. And you can be a sharp critic or defender of Israel but you need to actually make a salient argument if you want to be respected. Taylor forgoes all that and just bitches on Twitter. She then labeled Biden a warmonger online and tried to lie about it.

I saw on Taylor's timeline she's mad that Ta-Nehisi Coates is getting a mixed response online for his new book. To be fair she's just agreeing with some rando but you know this isn't how journalism or critical analysis is supposed to work.

No fuck you if you're writing political commentary it should be tested by fire. Have leftists read it, have right wingers read it, etc. We're meant to argue and be scathing if we think a political commentary is wrong. "OH WHY AREN'T YOU BEING NICE TO MY E-FRIEND" Please go back to blogging about tiktok if you can't handle the adult world you stupid twat. They owe Coates nothing and we can only pray the self flagellation by white liberals can finally crash so racebaiters are called out.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Remember that her family legitimately killed the Internet Archive by refusing to archive the Kiwi Farms.

Yeah although it could be interesting to know how her family reacted to her firing.

 

[Law]

Please go back to blogging about tiktok if you can't handle the adult world you stupid twat.

I used to hate Twitter for making journalists incredibly lazy. I fear TikTok is even worse.

 

[Swole McPole]

Taylor's a tech journalist. She'll have no problem at all learning to code. I await her forthcoming projects with interest.

 

[BigUUUU]

One of the nice things about this is, while I know this firing doesn’t hurt Ms. Trustfunds pockets, it is nice knowing her ego is very likely severely bruised from being thrown out of one of the ivory towers and landing on her flat ass. Credentials are as important as pronouns to these people, if not way more important. Losing her “legit journo” credit and being demoted to blogger has to sting. Especially so since shes a rich kid who’s never known much, if any difficulty.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Psalm 7:16 His mischief shall return upon his own head, and his violent dealing shall come down upon his own pate.

One of the nice things about this is, while I know this firing doesn’t hurt Ms. Trustfunds pockets, it is nice knowing her ego is very likely severely bruised from being thrown out of one of the ivory towers and landing on her flat ass. Credentials are as important as pronouns to these people, if not way more important. Losing her “legit journo” credit and being demoted to blogger has to sting. Especially so since shes a rich kid who’s never known much, if any difficulty.

Money is of no value to trust fund babies larping as journalists. So this is much more fitting.

 

[smartypants302]

One of the nice things about this is, while I know this firing doesn’t hurt Ms. Trustfunds pockets, it is nice knowing her ego is very likely severely bruised from being thrown out of one of the ivory towers and landing on her flat ass. Credentials are as important as pronouns to these people, if not way more important. Losing her “legit journo” credit and being demoted to blogger has to sting. Especially so since shes a rich kid who’s never known much, if any difficulty.

I do wonder how badly the comments about her being 65 and retiring sting? I never seen anyone else in the public light try so hard to hide age and a Wikipedia entry with a birth year range.