💼 Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

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I especially like how after bemoaning the fact that people have been making fun of her for five years over this, she shows exactly why this is the case by still justifying the purchase, five years later

 

['Ole Dente]

I’ve genuinely been in the company of people with down syndrome who have better sense than Taylor Lorenz does.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Dudes, it came with an egg and some lettuce leaves, totally worth it you fucking chuds

 

[Sammich]

Tay Tay's getting cyberbullied on the Fediverse again
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I love the fediverse so much, proud of those dudes. However much you hate journalists, it isn't enough.

 

[Desumorphine]

I love the fact that she bothers to give a nice little breakdown of the order price.

"Surely, with facts and logics such as these, people will understand, apologize to me in DMs and move on! Oh shoot, they still make fun of me for it five years later? WHELP, time to write a piece on online harassment and cyberbulling! Who else but me, a seasoned veteran, would be better suited for this!"

 

[Finger Pistols]

Tay Tay's getting cyberbullied on the Fediverse again
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It's baffling that she ordered a $22 or $14 dollar avocado toast. Most of us would be outraged by that price. But she on the other hand needs to justify that purchase as a "good meal". Bitch you can eat at any small family restaurant for the same amount or less and actually have a decent and plentiful meal. But I guess the journous can't be bothered to support the local family owned restaurants and just prefer to order overpriced Uber eats like a fat, lazy slob while writing smear pieces.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

I've never paid more than $6 for a breakfast in 20 years. How do you manage to spend $14?

 

[JoshPlz]

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Journoscum is fucking stupid, but this one may actually be retarded.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Dudes, it came with an egg and some lettuce leaves, totally worth it you fucking chuds

Oh no, that’s the funny part: it was just toast with a lump of avocado. They didn’t even bother to wrap it together or anything either. She was whining about how shitty it looked for such a high price. Plenty of “artisan” overpriced avocado toast with a bunch of extras like egg, arugula, etc. but she didn’t even get that.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

Oh no, that’s the funny part: it was just toast with a lump of avocado. They didn’t even bother to wrap it together or anything either. She was whining about how shitty it looked for such a high price. Plenty of “artisan” overpriced avocado toast with a bunch of extras like egg, arugula, etc. but she didn’t even get that.

It looked like someone violently shit avocado on that goddamn toast.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

It looked like someone violently shit avocado on that goddamn toast.

I strongly suspected she was a total cunt to the restaurant she ordered from in the past because that toast looked like a “fuck you” more than anything.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Isn't avocado on toast the easiest fucking thing to make.

It's the same with Subway, you can just slap two pieces of bread and some together and have it taste better anyways. Modern convenience food is such a pointless waste of money.

 

[Florch]

It's not even the cost that angers me -
It's paying anything to have TOAST delivered that gets me.
Fucking TOAST.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Poor Tay Tay getting bullied by the right wing trolls, those meanies picking on an elderly eggless old woman, in all seriousness who the fuck pays $22 for that she's a fucking retard

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

How the fuck do you get to the point in your life where you have to write an essay to justify spending 22 dollars on avocado toast? How do you get to the point where you spend 22 dollars on avocado toast? What the hell even is avocado toast?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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For $22usd I could get four avocado's (If I feel like dying), two loaves of Texas Toast bread, two cartons of eggs, and a jar of pickled onions with some change for a coffee. If you think that was a good deal for two slices of toast than you're a useless rich bitch who should throw themselves over a cliff.
I could go to Queen West and get this for $11.77plus taxes and it's more of a meal than what you got.

It even has dukkah, which is delicious.

 

[Chuck McGill]

I try to go easy on people that make ridiculous purchases. They might be dumb as hell if people have money to splash around on $700 phones and 12 streaming services, it's a sign that people at least have extra money to splash around. But even at my drunkest and laziest, I could not justify spending $22 for something I could easily make myself. And these are people that are allowed to dictate the narrative that most Americans follow without question.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Taco Bell fiesta veggie burrito is full of avocado. It costs $2, has 13 grams of protein (for an extra 50 cents you can add chicken and put it over 20 grams), and 500 calories.

In every regard it is a better choice than the avocado bread that costs 11x more.

 

[Marvin]

This is kinda like that time Elizabeth Warren got her DNA test back after being raked over the coals for months about being a faucahontas, and it said she was 1% injun (almost certainly a rounding error) and she had to go brag about it on the news.

I've never paid more than $6 for a breakfast in 20 years. How do you manage to spend $14?

Booze mostly.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Taylor's 22$ Avocado Toast is such a perfect encapsulation of her complete failure as a person.

It is avocado toast, which is a complete cliche of a meal for millennials (not that she is a millennial, being too old for that, but her attitude sure is of a millennial that she is trying to emulate) in big cities, especially ones who are in tech and finance related jobs.

But not only that, it was a avocado toast she got from a restaurant. Because Taylor is so incompetent, lazy, "busy" or a mix of all of those to even be bothered to make such a simple meal herself.

But then! It was also delivery avocado toast! Because she couldn't be bothered to even leave to house to get it, which adds to the insult to injury of having such a simple meal be done by someone else far more than eating it on a restaurant ever would.

And it gets worse: She paid TWENTY TWO UNITED STATES DOLLARS for said avocado toast. A absurd, extremely over the top price one might expect from ordering such a meal from a fine dining restaurant sure... but for delivery? It simply comes accros as a absurd ask.

And the nail on the coffin: the quality of the product she paid 22 USD for?

A mass produced (it looks generic, not a home made loaf at all) whole grain sandwich bread which has obviously been placed on a simple electric grill until it was only barely toasted, and then a blot of mushed avocado without any seasonings or herbs or other accoutrements. Literally just pieces of avocado that were scraped off it's skin and thrown on the unhappy toast.

It's not just bad avocado toast. It literally is the most minimum possible expression of the dish possible. If it was any shittier it wouldn't be food. And this bitch paid 22 dollars for it.