taking a break.... 12/31/18

[easyaf]

Man, she couldn't even muster the one day of motivation everyone had for Jan 1st.

 

[Twinkie]

@emspex can you fix the date please

 

[easyaf]

@emspex can you fix the date please

Not complaining, but how did I screw it up? (genuine question) Did I timezone wrong?

Edit: Also, was that a *regular* soda I spied? My, my. I guess she forgot that her dietician specified *diet* soda.

Her dietician blocked her, so fuck the police.

 

[Gunslinger]

How do you take a break from doing nothing?

 

[Not me]

Not complaining, but how did I screw it up? (genuine question) Did I timezone wrong?

Americans write the month first, then the day

 

[PiggyPie]

"as I continue to lose weight"

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Also, what was that she was rambling about, right after the Torrid haul? About corresponding with YouNow and how they want her to go back..? Did I miss something there?

Edit: Never mind, I get it now. What she meant was YouNow sent out some marketing emails to inactive members to try to coax them into doing more streams, and that's why she was on the other day and will probably be on again in the future. Not because of money. Really, guize. YouNow emailed her and they've been corresponding and they want her to come back! Who says you need a manager to be successful?

 

[Clintonberg]

$60 on a dress she's only going to wear once. Okay.
Spending money on some bad pasta. Appalling.

 

[Calling]

You know how you feel proud of yourself after doing that four hour hike, or after you completed a ten hour workday, or after you finished that solidly researched essay for class?

Homegirl is proud of herself for falling asleep. I just want you all to remember this video when you do something awesome. Someone out there exists who is proud of falling asleep, in the same way you are proud of actual accomplishments.

 

[Owlflaps]

How do you take a break from doing nothing?

You can’t take a break from doing nothing if you did nothing in the first place.

 

[Orange//Net]

Spoiler: Comments

Spoiler: AL's Skinny Face

Notice how our gorl used to stand for these torrid things, now she just jump cuts to her wearing her 5XL shirt. She can barely stand when she's in that terrible womart cardigan and dress.

Also it's not insomnia it's sleep apnea I can tell you that for free.

 

[ADHD]

I see Becky didn't bother to wash Amber's hair for her birthday.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

I see Becky didn't bother to wash Amber's hair for her birthday.

Now why you wanna disturb those poor bugs? Meanie.

 

[Owlflaps]

Did anyone else feel a twinge of optimism for our gorl when threw the spaghetti in the trash? This was going to be it. This was going to be the point where she realized that living like this wasn’t living, and that she was going to turn her life around for the better. I felt that for just a second, until she gave that derisive piggy snort and took a sip of her clearly non-diet soda. And then I thought “nope dis bitch gon die”

 

[meangorl666]

That winged eyeliner makes her eyes look like her face is swallowing them; even more than normal. Gorl you should watch a youtube tutorial on makeup for faces that eclipse the sun.

 

[byanyothername]

"I'm so proud of myself. Eric is like 'why are you awake so early?' I'm up before anyone else in this house!!!!



....well, except Rickie."

Of course Eric the slug probably continues to sleep til 1pm or whatever. Don't get me started on Becky. Poor Rickie. The early morning is the only time he gets any alone time and now Amber is infringing even on that.


:autism: https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=Seafood&find_loc=Monticello, KY

I see the chinese buffet is on there lol. But I bet she chose somewhere more expensive, knowing everyone else would pick up the check:autism:

 

[ADHD]

Did anyone else feel a twinge of optimism for our gorl when threw the spaghetti in the trash? This was going to be it. This was going to be the point where she realized that living like this wasn’t living, and that she was going to turn her life around for the better. I felt that for just a second, until she gave that derisive piggy snort and took a sip of her clearly non-diet soda.

I think it's more likely that she ordered two of the spaghetti dinners and she planned to throw one away after eating the meatballs out of it. A performance, nothing more.

 

[meangorl666]

I think it's more likely that she ordered two of the spaghetti dinners and she planned to throw one away after eating the meatballs out of it. A performance, nothing more.

well cause we ALL know she can AFFORD to eat out every day. What's one spaghetti dish in the trash to big AL?

 

[marjoram]

That tacky thing may "scream fall" to Big Al, but it screams upholstery to me. Ugh. Her cardigans look like bolero jackets.

How could anyone enjoy dinner out seated anywhere near her? Big Al may be the most effective appetite suppressant ever....

She's "proud of herself", again. Of course she is, nobody else is ever gonna be. Poor thing has to do *everything* herself.

And so, I'll leave you with the immortal words of Big Al---

"Snort".

 

[Basketball Jones]

To quote MST3K: close-ups really reveal the weakness of the whole premise...

Bitch lookin like a painted bulldog. Her face is sagging at her lips because her doggie-jowls have nowhere else to store the undocumented Weight Watchers points. And the longer I stare at her eyebrows, the more I realize how they look like she crayon’d them on her face over where she thinks eyebrows go.