Superman was raped??? - WTF? LOL

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Grand Wizard Wakka

Grand Wizard Wakka

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30 Maj 2020
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Everything about this page is ridiculously stupid, and it’s meant to be taken seriously.
 
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This is somehow supposed to be a serious scene when you have a moustache twirling evil general guy with a falcon on his shoulder raping superman.
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This is beyond comical.
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No no, the moustache twirling evil general guy with a falcon on his shoulder didn’t rape Superman. The moustache twirling evil general guy with a falcon on his shoulder stood there and WATCHED someone else rape Superman.

Daily.

For 8 months.
 
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unless they were raping him with a dildo made of kryptonite, Supe was secretly into it the entire time.
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Apparently, the entire country was under some kind of Kryptonite emitter that simulated red Sun rays or something.

I think the author just really wanted to have Superman raped a bunch.
 
I thought this was going to be about the time Superman and Big Barda were both brainwashed to make porn with each other
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Batman was also raped by Talia al Ghul which is where Damian Wayne comes from.
 
He's a fairy, I do suppose
Flyin' through the air in pantyhose
He may be very sexy or even cute
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
 
Eh, so was Batman, just a danger of the job.
 
So first its that pink kryptonite turd that makes him gay, then he's made everyone's bitch in a fight, then they made him and Luthor have a secret clone butt baby together, then his ass gets kicked by Alfred of all people on steroids, then he gets turned into a woman, then he's bi, then his son is gay, and now he's the rape victim of Not-Hitler+Stalin cosplaying as M. Bison and needed to have his ass saved by All-Mighty-Marty-Stu-Lord Batman. Am I missing anything?

This makes his days as a merman and porn actor feel charming by comparison.
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