"I can come to no terms with a HAX$IVIST, which everywhere as their first act after gaining power is - not the liberation of the SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE PLAYER - but the liberation of the scum of humanity, the asocial creatures concentrated in the BASEMENTS - and then the letting loose of these wild beasts upon the terrified and helpless world about them....
HAX$ISM turns flourishing countrysides into sinister wastes of ruins; National LEFFENISM transforms a 20 YEAR OLD NINTENDO 64 GAME of destruction and misery into a healthy SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE COMMUNITY and a flourishing UNWASHED NEET life....
HAX$ planned a world revolution and SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE workmen would be used but as cannon-fodder for HAX$IVIST imperialism. But we National LEFFENISTS do not wish that our GAMER SKILLS should be employed to impose by force on other peoples what those peoples themselves do not want. Our LEFFEN army does not swear on oath that it will with bloodshed extend the National LEFFENIST idea over other peoples, but that it will with its own blood defend the National LEFFENIST idea and thereby the LEFFEN Reich, its security and freedom, from the aggression of other peoples.... The LEFFEN people as soldiers is one of the best peoples in the world: It would have become a veritable 'Fight to the 4 STOCK Brigade' for the bloody purposes of these international disseminators of strife. We have removed this danger, through the National LEFFENIST Revolution, from our own people and from other peoples....
These are only some of the grounds for the antagonisms which separate us from HAX$ISM. I confess: these antagonisms cannot be bridged. Here are really two worlds which do but grow further apart from each other and can never unite. When in an SUPER SMASH BROTHERS YOUTUBE VIDEO a LEDGE CAMPER complains that we wish to divide THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS COMMUNITY into two parts, then unfortunately we are bound to inform this KIRBY PLAYER living on his happy DREAM LAND N64 island that - however unwelcome it may be - this division is already an accomplished fact.... That one should refuse to see a thing does not mean that it is not there. For many a year in SWEDEN I have been laughed to scorn as a prophet; for many a year my warnings and my prophecies were regarded as the illusions of a mind diseased....
HAX$ISM has attacked the foundations of our whole human order, alike in CERTIFIED TOURNAMENT and SCRIMS, the foundations of our conception of GAMER EDICIT, of our faith and of our morals: all alike are at stake. If this HAX$ISM would be content to promote this doctrine in a single land, then other countries might remain unconcerned, but its supreme principle is its internationalism and that means the confession of faith that these views must be carried to triumph throughout the whole world, i.e., that the world as we know it must be turned upside down."
- William "LEFFEN" Hjelte - The Greatest Smash Melee Player the World Has Ever Known - 2021