SUPER EASY DINNER IDEA - 3/28/2018

[C3PBRO]

 

[Long time lurker]

I'm so glad I haven't eetin anything yet.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Home alone cos you don't like superhero movies or home alone because the theatre doesn't have XXXXXXL seats

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

Oooh, Becky seems pissed at AL from the six minute mark on. Come on Becky, open your eyes and leave our gurl.

 

[C3PBRO]

This might be the most disgusting thing I've seen her cook, and that's saying a lot.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Those mushrooms are a crime against humanity. That's not how we saute, gorl. FUCK, look at a video of someone cooking for once.

 

[melissarendato]

is she trolling with that screen capture lol wow

 

[neckyhamhock]

Oooh, Becky seems pissed at AL from the six minute mark on. Come on Becky, open your eyes and leave our gurl.

Easier said than done now, just because ALR prob has phased herself into every inch of Becky's life. Probably on the same phone plan, bank accounts, "ek - setra." No doubt though that Becky would FEEL 100% better without being obligated to take care of Amber's planetary ass. She probably has constant anxiety like anyone else would living with such a manipulative, abusive person.

Those mushrooms are a crime against humanity. That's not how we saute, gorl. FUCK, look at a video of someone cooking for once.

I had the same thoughts and cringed at the idea of her 'sauteing' with water and minced garlic. Fucking nasty.

 

[FitBitch]

"Super bland reverse vomit idea" lezbereel.

 

[you may use spaces]

Her food looks so terrible! It makes me wonder how she ate as a child. Sure, not everyone can make 5 star sushi, but nobody's cooking is that bad! She had no excuse because there are entire YouTube channels dedicated to cooking.

 

[Digi]

I'm assuming no one told her that the seasoning goes on the chicken BEFORE you put the canned soup in... not after...

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

She is gonna break the lid on that crock pot. It's not a pressure cooker; the lock on the lid is for when you travel with it, not for when it's cooking..

 

[Octomet]

So...we're just "journaling" entire catalogs as an activity now? I would imagine finding a hobby above a second grade level would add some much needed spice to life that isn't Mrs. Dash.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

I was curious as to how badly AL butchered the original recipe so a quick Google search found it:

Aside from omitting a stick of butter AL actually did follow the recipe. It was meant to be cooked on low, not high, but other than that and the butter she did follow the recipe. The comments are full of people questioning their recipe also.

 

[formerfatcow]

She was cooking the rice without a lid. How do you fuck up cooking rice? They give you the cooking instructions on the package.

 

[FitBitch]

She was cooking the rice without a lid. How do you fuck up cooking rice? They give you the cooking instructions on the package.

Amber can't read. That's why she thinks page numbers are a good indication of where you are in a book and stickers are all she journals with.

 

[PiggyPie]

It looked like straight up puke. Now she can be even more lazy with her cooking and just throw shit in the grockbot. And wtf with that elementary school collage? All of clothing she could never fit into .

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Her development arrested somewhere around 14. These are the best years of her life. We are watching her cook crockpot slop and lament about her deepressshun, and make minimum wage while doing it. Sad really.

 

[hank hill]

“Becky did want me to go, but — y’know!” If it were reversed, I think we’d get another “MAH DUHPRESSUN” video

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

You know how you've vomited so much that all you have left is yellow stomach bile? Yeah. This is exactly what that looks like - mixed with condensed milk. Enjoy!