Suggestion Blogs: Tumblr's Edgiest New Trend

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They really keep getting more and more half assed with their edgelordry. Back in my day edgelords would at least take the time to draw Sonic recolors cutting themselves in mspaint wolves with emo hair killing each other. Now it's just slapping a sentence down and calling it good.
 
At least that meme had a little merit in letting people relate to each other. A lot of them were edgelord supreme, yeah, but I saw a few that were pretty funny and, as Tumblr would say, relatable. That's the thing, though. What made the whole ___ Gothic trend so funny was that the shit they talked about was super specific, to the point where people could only really relate to it if it was something they'd experienced themselves. These are so "relatable" because they're so vague they could apply to anyone who exists and has emotions. They're like the horoscopes of Tumblr.

Yeah, I liked those posts, they could get really creative and interesting.
 
So it's Basix Brand Edge? Edge for the masses?
 
I'm trying to find my screencap but there's a "date a lesbian who..." suggestion blog where one submission was "date a lesbian whose vaginal discharge is strong enough to kill a man"
 
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Some "good" ones, almost exclusively without any sort of suggestions at all:

starsuggestion
, because remember Tumblr's crappy space obsession?
"I’m a happy kid with a sad heart"

uncensoredsuggestion, because these names don't actually have to make sense
"yes… please… yell at me more… i love when you yell at me……"

broodingsuggestion, for when you aren't even trying to hide the edge
"do i exist? does it even matter?"

And finally, someone's insane masterpost of suggestion blogs
 
The way the trend started was coldsuggestion, which was the minimalist poetry and jokes by a woman who had just gotten out of an abusive relationship. Some of her posts, especially the tongue-in-cheek ones, got a lot of notes and caught flak for being 'too negative' so someone started up "warmsuggestion" and took submissions. The rest is history, I guess.

I feel really bad for her though, I'd hate for something as personal as that to start such an obnoxious trend
 
The way the trend started was coldsuggestion, which was the minimalist poetry and jokes by a woman who had just gotten out of an abusive relationship. Some of her posts, especially the tongue-in-cheek ones, got a lot of notes and caught flak for being 'too negative' so someone started up "warmsuggestion" and took submissions. The rest is history, I guess.

I feel really bad for her though, I'd hate for something as personal as that to start such an obnoxious trend

I don't think it helps that warmsuggestion itself was kind of obnoxious. Didn't they make a really SJW post about killing all men or some shit?

Boy, for a site that claims to be a "safe space for survivors", they sure hate actual ones.

(Also I saw a kiwisuggestion blog but I decided to make one myself at https://internetlumberjacksuggestions.tumblr.com/ If anyone wants to take it over PM me)
 
I don't think it helps that warmsuggestion itself was kind of obnoxious. Didn't they make a really SJW post about killing all men or some shit?

Boy, for a site that claims to be a "safe space for survivors", they sure hate actual ones.

(Also I saw a kiwisuggestion blog but I decided to make one myself at https://internetlumberjacksuggestions.tumblr.com/ If anyone wants to take it over PM me)
How much shite would a tumblrite write if a tumblrite could write for shite?
 

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Remember: cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies.
 
If I were to make an educated guess; I think normalsuggestion is actually an offshoot from some of what the Welcome to Night Vale crowd tends to create (much like the "____ Gothic" memes). The writing seems very similar; in that "horrifying thing being presented as something mundane" sort of way. Plus it lacks a lot of the vague-yet-somehow-still-super-personal-and-edgy vibe that the other blogs do.

That being said, holy shit. This is a special kind of autistic even for Tumblr.
 
I don't think it helps that warmsuggestion itself was kind of obnoxious. Didn't they make a really SJW post about killing all men or some shit?

Boy, for a site that claims to be a "safe space for survivors", they sure hate actual ones.

(Also I saw a kiwisuggestion blog but I decided to make one myself at https://internetlumberjacksuggestions.tumblr.com/ If anyone wants to take it over PM me)
You should make a thread for this blog in the Tumblr subforum, where we can all take turns submitting horrible post ideas to you. It would be a beautiful bonding experience for all the Kiwis. ('u')
 
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