Subtle Signs That Someone's Retarded

[Fishnumm]

Dressing like movie/game characters (not just the weeb trenchcoat, I mean more like subtle outfit picks)

dressing like tony soprano is super intelligent bro

you're the real dumbass

loves the walking dead

i like the first half or so of the comic and the first season of the telltale game

im i tarded?

 

[Pedophobe]

The inability to rotate cows with your mind.

 

[Feraljak]

Seeks out a quick fix for problems instead of addressing core issues.
Cannot spend more than a day alone nor appreciate solitude.
Refuses to engage with differing opinions on something.
Incapable of tolerating anyone with differing opinions or beliefs.
Resorts to "What about (x)" or argues over semantics to dismiss concerns about something.
Takes risks without planning ahead.
Inflexible when presented with other possibilities or ways to achieve goals.
The meaning of their life is either entirely derived from material pleasures, social opinion, and/or emotional fulfilment from others.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Into mascot horror

 

[Small Hat Linux]

Listens to that sort of music where it's just a simple 4/4 beat going on for 3 minutes with no variation whatsoever. Like I'm not the type to judge other people's taste but what the fuck is it and why the fuck do people listen to it?

 

[Unredacted TND]

Childishness.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Mimicking characters from mass media

*tips red hunting cap*

 

[2mm and 99 others]

No object permanence and no theory of mind (being mad at people for not knowing things nobody had told them, instead of thinking whether the communication was clear and detailed enough or even happened at all).

Those two are connected, since those retards forget about the person the moment he or she goes out of sight, they don't remember what they did tell them or not either.

 

[Male Idiot]

-Brony.
-Furry.
-Shipper.
-Console pleb.
-Potterfag.

Disney adults have already been covered.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Anime profile pictures.

 

[Duiker]

Cant understand a Hypothetical question

 

[windymill]

Cant understand a Hypothetical question

Would you feel smarter if you couldn't understand this question?

 

[Hotmilk]

Subtle?
There's no subtle signs someone is retarded.
You're either retardmaxxxing or not.

"Subtle sign someone is a tranny"

 

[teriyakiburns]

The inability to rotate cows with your mind.

Oh fuck you, now I can't stop. It's like that "you are now breathing manually" meme, except for non-redditors. Stupid cows.

Oh yeah

- people who unironically repeat the "you are now breathing manually" meme.
- don't forget to blink!
- you have a hole in your brain
- an inability to remain silent for more than a few moments

 

[Broadside]

Being liberal is obviously peak cattle behaviour or sometimes just a cover for being a sociopath for many. But also hardcore MAGA types who treat politics like a spectator sport and treat Trump like a king who can do no wrong (he's a Boomer fgs). This extends to owning MAGA merch like coffee cups and the usual tacky stuff idiots like Steven Crowder et al sell.

 

[analrapist]

A subtle sign that someone is retarded is participating in threads entitled "subtle signs that someone's retarded" and speaking authoritatively from experience.

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

Listens to that sort of music where it's just a simple 4/4 beat going on for 3 minutes with no variation whatsoever. Like I'm not the type to judge other people's taste but what the fuck is it and why the fuck do people listen to it?

It's soothing to their nervous system that's why. Everyone is different. What they find soothing, is intolerable to you and the reverse as well.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Listens to that sort of music where it's just a simple 4/4 beat going on for 3 minutes with no variation whatsoever. Like I'm not the type to judge other people's taste but what the fuck is it and why the fuck do people listen to it?

I wouldn't count this alone as a sign of retardation, because even musically deaf people can still be smart in multiple other things.
Funny that, people who can listen to 3-chord music on repeat, find complex, long pieces that evolve and ''go forward'' as depressive, creepy and scary, typically Toccata & Fugue in D-moll, from which they don't know more than first seconds from the beginning anyway, because it's ''full of vampires and ghosts''.

What makes people retarded is, imposing their favourite music onto people, disregarding whether they are interested in hearing it or not. Somehow this happens mainly with certain genres.
Edit, maybe except of the experiments with blasting classical music from public speakers to deter antisocial ''youth'', because end justifies the means.

 

[Tram Fan]

- vacationing to the same place every time

What if I just stay home? Is it dumb?

- crocs

No because they might be into gardening.

Subtle?
There's no subtle signs someone is retarded.
You're either retardmaxxxing or not.

"Subtle sign someone is a tranny"

No because you don't always have time to talk somebody for a while and they don't always look dumb in the first 5 minutes of the conversation.

Thread tax: someone doesn't listen and then they are mad at all the others and not themselves after fucking something up.

 

[nycifer]

Surfing the internet not using ad-blockers then turning around complaining about how many ads you run into. You're even dumber if you argue against the idea of having ad-blockers at all.

Believing hard work ever pays off and thinking it'll get you in high positions in life. Connections and winning the gene lottery decides your success rate.

"Collecting" steam games.

Faithfully believing into any talking head because they play onto your ideals.

Supporting youtubers, twitch streamers and expecting a return when all you'll get is a empty "thanks".

Buying speedy vehicles and then having the audacity to speed through